Bush Has Moles, Believed Benign, Removed From His Forehead

[Ian David]

Reuters | Posted February 16, 2007 06:13 PM
READ MORE: White House, George W. Bush

A doctor removed two moles from President George W. Bush's left temple on Friday and they were believed to be benign, a White House spokesman said.

The five-minute procedure took place in the White House doctor's office and was performed by Steve Krivda, a specialist at Walter Reed Medical Center.



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[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Two Moles removed from his head and a Gerbil removed from his ass

Might that not explain some of the voices?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. !

:rofl:

(there's something in his ear, as well . . .)

[BootinUp]

18. It must be Friday.

:rofl:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. I'm sure the moles are quite relieved. n/t

[Hand]

4. "Free at last, free at last..." nt

[karlrschneider]

5. If we could only get that nasty growth removed from his neck...

:eyes:

[NRaleighLiberal]

6. Now his IQ will drop at least 50 points!....nt

[smirkymonkey]

12. ...all the way down to zero.

Ouch. :evilgrin:

[Ghost in the Machine]

19. yep, that was his last remaining functioning brain cells escaping.

even they couldn't stand him...

[AlCzervik]

7. maybe he should stop spending so much time "Cuttin brush" at his photo-op

ranch.

[AnnInLa]

8. Well, that's just terrible

Just a shame.

Terrible. Terrible. What is terrible? Just terrible.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. The only benign thing about Bush is removed

Now his pure evil can reign free and unhindered.

[hlthe2b]

10. ahh, poor little guys...

That empty head of his...was the perfect place to burrow. Ruthlessly evicted...

[11 Bravo]

11. Three of them, each of which resembled the number "6"

Form your own conclusions.

[driver8]

13. How about that big lump between his shoulders?

Is that useless mass benign, also?

[David Zephyr]

14. The "666" was becoming to legible and had to be removed.

Ha!

[npincus]

15. that's the Evil boring it's way out from inside.

[Horse with no Name]

16. Sure they did

They just replaced his battery pack. His was running a little low. Okay...a LOT low.

[jakem]

17. Damn. If the moles were benign...

we should have left them and cut the rest off...

[bdamomma]

20. benign?? too bad.

[niyad]

21. having sprayed my glass of wine all over the monitor over the brillliant comments of my co-DU'ers, I

have a question? WHAT MOLES? as many pictures we have seen of the gin blossoms, the bruises, etc., has ANYBODY seen, in ANY of his pictures, the moles that were supposedly present?

or have I simply had too much to drink? (although, as my former once observed in a really brilliant moment, "there isn't enough alcohol in the world to get through this!!"

[northofdenali]

22. This week's DUzy awards (or next week's)

needs to include every Mole thread posted today. They're some of the funniest threads I've read in a long long time. :rofl::rofl:

BTW, their names were Stevie and Peter, and plan to move to Massachusetts to be married in an undergruond ceremony.

[blogslut]

23. His skin is in awful shape

I can see the two lil bumps on the left temple. I'm no dermatologist but the skin on his face does not look healthy.

I apologize for the fuzzy resolution but here are the moles:

[Ian David]

28. Republickers don't believe there's a hole in The Ozone Layer, and won't use sunscreen. Besides...

Bush wants to be all tan and pretty when Jayzuss Raptures him next month.

[Vanje]

31. In rams or billygoats, you'd call it 'Horn primordia'

The Hard swelling that precedes the emergence of horns

[SoCalDem]

24. The 3rd Mole, Eric, saw his shadow and crawled back inside George's skull

He's busily at work in there, waiting for spring.

[jazzjunkysue]

25. The alien symbiont attempts to escape feet first, only to be amputated

at the ankles. Wonder what he'll try next.

"Scotty! One to beam up!"

[EstimatedProphet]

26. NOTHING that comes from Bush could ever be considered benign!

[graywarrior]

27. Moles or molds?

[MiniMe]

29. Maybe they will slip and do a lobotomy accidentally

[MorningGlow]

30. Forehead? Dang, his horns were growing again...n/t

[peekaloo]

32. Why won't the doctors address that open, oozing cut beneath his nose?

:mad:

[npincus]

33. it's Cocaine Rot

[AnOhioan]

34. Bush has brain,believed benign, removed from head. n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

35. 2 benign moles removed from their malignant host. Lucky moles! eom

[lonestarnot]

36. Moley moley moley!

Aren't they cute little forehead invaders. Ick I bet they didn't know what they were getting into.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

37. Limbaugh has first dibbs on the Bush moles

He's looking forward a mole transplant in his rectum, to go along with the cysts. All this talk about the surge in Iraq requires added insurance against being called up.