LOL! Freeper shows writing talent with proposed Fred Thompson ad

[K8-EEE]

I might be just in a punchy TGIF mood but this SOOOO cracked me up...."says he's a good ole boy...." OMG.....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1939238/posts

[Clintonista2]

1. Says here his ad sucks.

[BlueJazz]

10. LOL!...Good One!

:rofl:

[wtmusic]

2. Careful...it's copyrighted

Good thing too. A script like that, anyone could steal it and take the credit.

:rofl:

[K8-EEE]

3. I wonder if Pace Picante Sauce had their ad "copyrighted"

LOL! The creative genius of the freeps never fails to amaze me...

[Renew Deal]

4. "Where’s he stand on the issues this year”.

He doesn't stand anywhere. He's asleep. :boring:

[DemGa]

5. Cowboy #2: “Alright then. Fred Thompson for President! That was easy!”

Oh man, that's bad...very bad. I can't help but feel a little sorry for these people.

[DCKit]

6. Hmmmmm, Brokeback Fred n/t

[rAVES]

7. Worst thing ever...

[chaplainM]

8. Somebody added Sam Elliot's photo to that thread

Don't they know he's featured in the "anti-church" movie, "The Golden Compass?"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. ...

[alfredo]

11. Don't quit your day job at Mickey D's.

[guitar man]

12. that's just stupid enough

to appeal to a lot of the RW bots. The dumber the better.

Funny thing is, they could use it and I don't think Pace could stop them due to fair use as parody. Funnier yet is, they would have Al Franken to thank for it after the run-in with Fox Noise over the "Fair and Balanced" thing.

:rofl:

edit typo

[Contrary1]

13. He's a good ole boy alright...

"Scene: A take off of the old “New York City” Salsa commercial. Cowboys sitting around a camp/campfire discussing politics with southern/western accents, reading a newspaper."

Something like this would be most excellent. It sums up Fred's platform and he wouldn't have to memorize any lines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68v4g6ZjNlw

[K8-EEE]

14. LOL!! The dialog is an improvement on the freepers....n/t

[Occam Bandage]

15. Cowboy 1: "...and most importantly, Securing the Border!"

Cowboy 2: "If'n there's one thing we cowboys like, it's fences!"
Cowboy 3: "Yep. 'Specially big barb wire fences you can't go through. Love 'em."
Cowboy 1: "And conservative judges! That's what I'm worried 'bout out here. Whether lily-livered fags are gonna get married."
Cowboy 2: "Yep. Say, who's dancin' lady-style tomorrow night?"
Cowboy 3: "Oh, I'm doin' it this time. No kissin'!"
*laughter*
Cowboy 2: "Hey, what else Fred got?"
Cowboy 1: "He's for free trade."
Cowboy 2: "Arright. I know I'm glad McDonalds is buyin' its steaks and burgers from Argentina. Risin' tide lifts all boats!"
Cowboy 3: "Plus the extra competition gives me the drive to succeed!"
Cowboy 1: "And he's tough on terrorism!"
Cowboy 2: "I know that's my biggest concern. I worry every day some Eye-racky's gonna ride out here and blow himself up inna middle of our cattle."
Cowboy 3: "Fred Thompson for President! That was easy."