If "Liberal" is a "dirty word," what the hell is "Conservative?"

[K8-EEE]

Can we take back this word, "Liberal?" Our founders left us a LIBERAL AND PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRACY. Everything great about America has been because of Liberals, regardless of party!

LIBERAL is good! SECULAR DEMOCRACY is GOOD -- it's a gift we were given that a lot of idiots want to take away.

Haven't the Bush years shown that "Conservative" is a code word for "stupid?" I can't think of one great thing America has accomplished that was due to Conservatives.

[Ytzak]

1. Conservative = bad pornography

They are the slime that slime considers slime.

[Rincewind]

2. conservatism

is a venereal disease, you get it by being fucked in the head.

[nadine_mn]

8. lol...like this??

The Family Guy 'ear sex' espisode makes more sense now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ntfD7UCIY

[walldude]

3. It's a euphemism for

can't get a pin up my ass with a jackhammer..

[TomInTib]

4. Let's just call it the "C" word...

nome sayin'?

Fu**ing pu**ies.

I know that I am heading straight to Heck on this one......

Tom

[Buzz Clik]

14. Some of them, for sure. And for those some -- absolutely.

nome sayin'?

[suston96]

5. Liberal? Conservative?

Family Word Finder.


Consider these synonyms for the term "conservative":


Right-wing, reactionary, intolerant, bigoted, narrow, biased, prejudiced, provincial, limited, strict, unbending, fixed, inflexible, rigid and literal.


The source for these synonyms is Reader's Digest.

The same source gives a synonym list for "liberal" as follows:

left-wing, progressive, freethinking, advanced, fair-minded, open-minded, broad-minded, tolerant, forbearing, magnanimous, unbigoted, unprejudiced, unbiased, impartial, enlightened, humanitarian and open to reason.


Reader's Digest Family Word Finder

[HughMoran]

10. Those work for me

they fit right into my definition of conservative & liberal.

[Mnemosyne]

6. Foul or fowl, idepending on if

you are counting chickenhawks.

[gulliver]

7. I think Republican is a dirtier word than conservative.

The word Republican means Bush and vice versa.

[Aviation Pro]

9. What the hell is "Conservative?"

In its present form, a particularly nasty and odious bowel movement.

[lakeguy]

11. meaningless....

these days. at least if you are trying to describe the republic party.

[johnaries]

12. If the Founding Fathers had been Conservative back in 1776,

we'd still be colonies.

[kineneb]

13. Answer: Stupid! nt.

[K8-EEE]

15. Lauren Bacall: BEING LIBERAL IS THE BEST THING ON EARTH YOU CAN BE

She's a smart lady -- she said on Larry King, being Liberal is the BEST THING ON EARTH YOU CAN BE. Can we have a candidate like that please?

BACALL: I'm a total -- and I was a kid and I'm total, total, total liberal and proud of it. And I think it's outrageous to say the l word. I mean, excuse me. They should be damn lucky that they were liberals here. Liberals gave more to the population of the United States than any other group.

KING: Well, Social Security.

BACALL: Everything.

[killbotfactory]

16. It's a warning. nt

[B Calm]

17. Liberal = Corporate Responsibility and Personal Freedom, and

Conservative - Corporate Freedom and Personal Responsibility. It's really that simple.

So the next time someone asks you why you are a liberal, tell them!