Glenn Beck Surgery Goes "Horribly Awry"

[elehhhhna]

He survived! Details at 10...

[Kutjara]

1. Apparently he had an asshole transplant...

...but the asshole rejected him.*






* with thanks to Monty Python.

[gatorboy]

2. Anyone have any of his SICKO comments to post?

[ingac70]

5. Check this out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctwqnkWdCJg

[Rex]

3. He looked depressed, probably the first time he actually has EVER

thought about a SINGLE issue he prattles on about on his shows.

[melody]

4. He had the bolts removed from his neck?

Wonder how he'll keep his empty head on.

[yellowcanine]

6. Beck says the "doctors were incredible, the nurses were incredible"

So who the heck made the surgery go "horribly awry" then? The hospital administrators? The cleaning staff? Who? incoherent bastard.

[lpbk2713]

8. Must have been the Roto-Rooter guy's fault.

:shrug:

[Generic Brad]

7. His lobotomy was reversed?

I did not know they could do that.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

9. WTF surgery did he have? That seems to be the $64, 000 question.

MKJ

[Junkdrawer]

10. All I could find...

Well it all started out fine. How it all ended with me in the hospital for 5 days and sent home with patches they give people (I found out later) who are at 'end of life' for pain is a journey I would like to forget, but know I won't anytime soon. Today, New Years Day, is the first time since Christmas that I have been able to even attempt to play with the kids so, needless to say, I am not going to make it back for broadcast this week.

My best friend Pat will be filling in on Thursday and Friday. I hope to be back on Monday and we'll all have great laughs at my expense. ... but maybe not ... as I told my doctor today that I was feeling a little better, he said, "You know, in 10 or 12 weeks you really will have gotten past most of the pain and will be able to laugh about all of this." My response? "10 TO TWELVE WEEKS???? WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU MAY BE GIFTED AT MANY THINGS --- BEDSIDE MANNER AIN'T ONE OF THOSE THINGS". :)

Join me for my NEW PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE, OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM AND BLOOD SHOOTING FROM PLACES BLOOD SHOULD NOT SHOOT OUT OF.

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/3413/

[Berry Cool]

11. The biggest problem with Beck is not that blood shoots out from places it should not shoot out of

but that his voice seems to shoot out from a place voices should not shoot out of.

[BrotherBuzz]

12. I don't think he had ever been around a hospital in his life.

It seems from the stories I've read, and that weird youtube video, that he didn't have a clue what was going to happen to him, and the difficulty he was going to have getting up and about after surgery. Nobody told him it would be hard work and the pain would be real, and something he would have to deal with? (I assume he was told all this by the nurses, but he thought he was going to be a tough hombre and all 'that' stuff was going to be nothing more than a cake walk). Cripes, he probably went out and got a $400 haircut beforehand so he would look good after his dangerous mystery surgery. Hoot, he got scared when his fantasy didn't materialize. Welcome to the real world, Bucko!