how conservatives are like god.

[angrycarpenter]

I may get totally flamed for this but the idea has stuck in my head and will not go away.

How Conservatives Are Like God

Both can see terrible things happen and do nothing.

You can talk to either and never be entirely sure they have heard a word you said.

Both let evil men control the world.

Both punish those who don't agree with them.

Both do terrible things and call it good.

Both love power.

Both will lock you up and throw away the key.

They both want your money.

They both require sacrifice.

When the shit hits the fan all you see are the people who work for them.

[zabet]

1. .

:popcorn:

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. .

[RC]

7. You might have a long wait.

[tom_paine]

2. This would make a great joke e-mail.

n/t

[BlueJazz]

4. Hallelujah !! Brother!...Tell it Like it is!

[laconicsax]

5. Conservatives do, however, exist. nt.

[Ishoutandscream2]

6. "Rim shot"

Well done, laconicsax!

[angrycarpenter]

8. who needs a devil when you have them.