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ShaneGR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:37 AM Original message |
OFFICIAL Chuck Norris Thread - Chuck Norris FACTS!!! |
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Mythsaje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:39 AM Response to Original message |
1. He (or his brother/choreographer) is so stupid as to think |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:42 AM Response to Original message |
2. Here, let me try one. |
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ShaneGR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:45 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Clearly you don't understand the real truth of Chuck Norris! |
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Hoof Hearted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:43 AM Response to Original message |
3. You can find his likeness in the paper goods aisle |
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ingac70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:47 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Ha! |
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JohnnyRingo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:43 AM Response to Original message |
4. Chuck Norris was at one time employed in the movie industry. |
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puerco-bellies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:48 AM Response to Original message |
7. Way back in the 60's I trained in karate at a dojo in Monterey Park. |
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PsN2Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:49 AM Response to Original message |
8. All I could think of as he stood behind Huck |
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tammywammy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:53 AM Response to Original message |
9. Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:56 AM Response to Original message |
10. Chuck Norris swore he would find every underage girl in the US... |
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LTR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 02:58 AM Response to Original message |
11. Chuck Norris made a YouTube video and contemplated suicide after a botched surgery |
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gatorboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 03:48 AM Response to Original message |
12. Chuck Norris is a big baby that sues those that revitalize his career. |
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meowomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 03:54 AM Response to Original message |
13. Fact:: |
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tomreedtoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 04:04 AM Response to Original message |
14. Fact: Why Norris does roundhouse spin-kicks. |
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ShaneGR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
15. New info available! |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
16. I saw him eating at Mr. Sushi in Dallas in 1995!!!! |
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ShaneGR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 08:54 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. You didn't see him, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be viewed... nt |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 09:04 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. I wanted to grab the paper napkin he used to wipe his tough, masculine mouth with... |
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backwoodsbob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
19. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on... |
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Xenotime (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-05-08 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
20. Chuck Norris doesn't support Huckabee..the drugs he takes do. |
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