Rate the Repuke candidates from disgusting to least disgusting

[BlueStater]

1) Rudy Ghouliani - A disgusting parasite who's shamelessly milking the deaths of 3000 Americans to try to get himself elected president.

2) John McLame - A revolting, war-mongering, Bush-loving, opportunistic throwback who somehow has the undeserved reputation as an "independent".

3) Mitt Romney - Obviously a shallow opportunist and fake and a living stereotype of every plastic, phony politician who has ever existed.

4) Huckleberry - He only rates this low because I know less about him than the others. But the fact that his major supporter seems to be a washed-up, martial arts "actor" doesn't fill me with much confidence.

5) Fred Thompson - He isn't even really a factor and I have no idea why he's running in the first place. Zzzzzz.....

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Wow! A five-way tie for first place, in my book

How unusual is that?

[in_cog_ni_to]

2. They all SUCK equally!

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[BlueStater]

3. I really can't stand McCain, though

I actually like Romney better than him, believe it or not. I hope he loses on Tuesday and his horrible presidential campaign will finally die but I'm not too optimistic about it.

[Occam Bandage]

4. From most to least disgusting, in my book:

1. Ron Paul
2. Mike Huckabee
3. Fred Thompson
4. Mitt Romney
5. Rudy Giuliani
6. John McCain

[CTD]

6. My most to least rankings...

1. Rudy Guiliani - exploiting the worst day in American history for personal gain is the lowest one can go - fear is all he has to sell the American public and I hope they finally got wise to this crap
2. Mike Huckabee - I have little tolerance for religious nutjobs of any faith or nationality and I think believing the world is only 6000 years old should disqualify one from high office
3. Fred Thompson - considering he's the first choice of Freepers, there must be A LOT more for us to dislike about him than just his disengaged nature - although I'll admit to not bothering to dig very deeply into his positions
4. Mitt Romney - Mr Plastic doesn't believe in anything apparently except his own advancement - although there are signs his more moderate positions he took as Mass Gov are closer to his true beliefs
5. John McCain - ever since he disavowed kissing up to the religious right, he's been pretty straightforward - he tore into Romney in an earlier debate on the subject of torture and he's clearly not buying into the "boogeyman du jour", illegal immigrants, much to the base's chagrin
6. Ron Paul - sure, he's nutty - but he's the only Republican strongly opposed to the war in Iraq and the idea of an invasion of Iran, the two things I consider the most important issues facing us (going into Iran will truly get us all killed). As I truly don't expect any Republican to move to overturn Roe v Wade (hell, THIS admin had the chance with the courts and both houses of Congress under Rep control and never tried - you can't kill the goose that lays the golden egg), Paul's social views don't scare me as much as they do some of you all.

[mcscajun]

5. It's a really close call. There are only fractional measurements separating them

If I had to rate them which, thankfully, I really don't, not having to choose from them for my candidate, I'd rank them almost as you listed them, with one switch.

1) Giuliani tops the list for purely disgusting
2) Schmuckabee - disgusting AND Dangerous
3) Romney - dangerous, but not quite as disgusting as Schmuckabee
4) McCain - lame, gets major disgusting points for hugging ol' Spongehead Dumbass :puke:
5) Thompson - As you say...only minor league disgusting, what the HELL is he doing in there?

[Raine]

7. Most disgusting Rudy

less disgusting McCain very least disgusting Ron Paul.

[rurallib]

8. Like having a "which turd smells the least" contest

after a chili eating contest.
Don't forget Duncy Hunter. Gotta think he's the new Tancredo.

[Hoof Hearted]

9. I think Romney is the most revolting politician in the race, hands down.

After that? This is hard.

2. Thompson the Swamp Thing Fred.
3. Rudy the Ghoul
4. Huckleberry
5. McCain't goin' nowhere 'cept to bed.