Is it true of the LDS?

[floridablue]

In Indepence, Mo where the Stone Church, the Spiral, the Auditorium, right around the spot where Jesus is supposed to land when he comes back. But there is an old Baptist Church next door that actually owns the spot on its property and will not sell it to them?

[dubyaD40web]

1. Probably

I think that they also think the Garden of Eden is in Independence too.

[Dhalgren]

2. The "Red Sea" is actually Lake Erie - true story...

[HereSince1628]

4. I think Smith placed the Garden of Eden north of Independence

at a place called Adam-ondi-Ahman but I could be wrong. That may have just been the place where Adam made the sacrifice that got him in good with the Lord.

[bluethruandthru]

3. Yep..

and did you know that if you're a really, really good mormon man here on earth, when you die you'll get your own planet to be the god of?

[LostinVA]

5. And your wife can only get into Heaven if YOU pull her through the veil?

She has to whisper a secret name to you.

Those crazy Freemasons and their secret stuff.

[YOY]

6. My secret name is Mortimer

SHIT! Now everyone knows!

[LostinVA]

9. Damn -- you totally won't get into Heaven now

[Frank Cannon]

8. And your sacred underwear renders you invulnerable

And I'm not talking Claire Bennett invulnerable. I mean SUPERMAN invulnerable.

A Mormon missionary told me once a long time ago that a farmer was involved in an accident where his tractor rolled over on top of him. When the police pulled the tractor off, HE DIDN'T HAVE A MARK ON HIM. Thank God for that underwear.

[floridablue]

7. I obviously didn't hit a hot bed of Mittens supporters. LOL