LOLOLOLOL: "Is that still on?"

[CatWoman]

President Bush is preparing to head to the Middle East tomorrow — “his first extended presidential visit to the region” — amid “low expectations.” One Arab diplomat expressed “disbelief that the president will use the trip to renew his drive for Middle East democracy. ‘Is that still on?‘ the Arab official replied sarcastically.”

Al Qaeda operative “Azzam the American” told his followers to welcome President Bush “with bombs and traps” upon his upcoming visit to the Middle East. Israeli officials in Jerusalem are to deploy more than 10,000 police officers in a vast security operation ahead of the arrival.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/01/07/thinkfast-january-7-2008/

[NC_Nurse]

1. "low expectations" the hallmark of the * presidency...

he'll be lucky if he doesn't get his ass blown to kingdom come. :eyes:

[chelsea0011]

2. If Bush shows up and no one knows he's there, does he exist?

[blogslut]

3. He would rather risk lives overseas

because staying here, and facing his country, is too damn hard.

[CatWoman]

4. I read somewhere that his Chimpyness is planning on doing quite a

bit of travel this year.

The bloody coward.

you're right -- he can't face his own countrymen (and women :) )

[blogslut]

5. He's a big, fat chicken

Maybe it's time to make another chicken graphic. ;)

[Sal Minella]

6. And when Unka Dick tells you to go, you go.

I expect a couple black ops guys with dishtowels on their heads will pretend to attack *, and Unka Dick can give the go-ahead to start bombing Iran.