*****OFFICIAL NEW HAMPSHIRE KNEE JERK OVERREACTION THREAD *****

[NightWatcher]

Is it too early to crank this up again?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=2581192

Feel free to check back here with all of the knee jerk reactions tomorrow (tonight starting at midnight).

Who's gonna win?
Who's gonna quit?
Who's got a 3rd nipple?
Who's an alien?


Updates to follow

[fenriswolf]

1. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT

%@$%^ that I had no problem with your candidate but with what you sound now I hope you and your candidate die a horrible firey death that lasts 666 days. My candidate rocks and is gonna whip the socks off of your sucky candidate in new hampshire.

[blondeatlast]

2. Inadvertent saliva from one of the top 3 long about 5PM Central time!

Mark my words... :rofl:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

3. SCREW YOU LOSERS I'M VOTING FOR RON PAUL! n/t

[SeattleGirl]

4. OH MY GAWD!!!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT??????

HOW CAN THAT PERSON SAY SUCH A THING????? THEY HAVE NO BUSINESS EVEN BEING IN THE RACE!!!! :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:

[TheWraith]

5. I think I'm an alien, but I don't have a third nipple. Where can I get one? NT

[charlie and algernon]

6. The MSM is all over Lincoln, WTF???

Can't George McClellan get any love????!!!

:banghead:

[NoPasaran]

11. I will never forgive that dickhead Greeley for totally shutting down Fremont's message!

MSM loves them some sesech!

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. Hmm looking into my crystal ball AGAIN.. and I see... a Democrat and a Republican taking

it...

Damn fuzzy after that...

[blondeatlast]

8. Heartfelt but irrational reaction to perceived slight from well-intentioned

but poorly-spoken candidate surrogate, followed by angered irrational response from said candidate's biggest DU fan(atic).

[Rex]

9. You're lucky I have a sense of humor.

They all lose, the machines laugh at us and elect an electronic toilet (with seat warmer) for president.

[blondeatlast]

10. Beats the prez we have hollow! nt

[Arugula Latte]

13. Yeah, one chaps my ass and the other apparently would warm it.

:)

[Rex]

19. I the near future, toilets get renamed from Johns to Georges.

They will all say, 'I need to go to the George'. The irony is not lost on the newly elected toilet seat.

[MrScorpio]

12. I have a third and a FOURTH nipple

Beat dem cookies!

[Arugula Latte]

14. I'm not surprised you'd play the NIPPLE CARD!!11!

It figures! :eyes:

[Stinky The Clown]

16. Nipple Rich

Go ahead.

Brag.

[Stinky The Clown]

15. Not only Knee Jerk .....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2621096

[HooptieWagon]

17. I voted to tip a canoe and Tyler too...

so there.

[Patsy Stone]

18. Dewey Defeats Truman! n/t

[TwilightZone]

20. They all did great!! Great, I tell ya!

Oops, wrong thread. Hell, probably the wrong website.

[MzNov]

21. My, my where DOES all this cynicism come from?

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

22. ________________________ Cheated!

i said the same for Iowa, i'm sticking with it.