ok the answer to the question-Glenn Beck had---hemorrhoid surgery

[AlCzervik]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=3129356&mesg_id=3129356

everyone who guessed it was something to do with having his head removed from his ass--you get full credit.

[iamjoy]

1. Well, I Thought

the surgery was to remove the pain in the butt from some hemorrhoids.

[shain from kane]

2. That asshole had surgery?

[RoadRage]

9. Literally.. NT

[LiberalHeart]

3. So it was full-body surgery?

[Solly Mack]

4. I promise not to - pile - on

[shadowknows69]

5. What a wuss, I've been in broadcasting, comes with the territory

Hey, you shine a chair with your ass all day, it's gonna happen. I never had the surgery. Suck it up Glen.

[AlCzervik]

7. now if Hannity gets an ass boil it will be the trifecta of ass problems for rw asshats.

[Ytzak]

6. WTMI

[youthere]

8. That's going to screw up his part. His hair will never look right again.

[Kingshakabobo]

10. So, it WAS a face-lift after all.

[youthere]

11. I didn't realize he and Rush Limbaugh were that close.

[KitchenWitch]

12. I thought Glenn Beck was just an asymptomatic carrier for hemorrhoids!

[youthere]

13. They did a good job. He's a perfect pain in the ass.

[Andy Canuck]

14. I bet the hemorrhoids feel better after getting away from that ass.

[youthere]

15. This has GOT to win a DUzy.

[TlalocW]

16. Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch where business men are sitting around a bar

Man 1: Read the Times? Nixon's had an asshole transplant!
Man 2: Yes, but have you seen the Beacon?
Man 1: No.
Man 2: The asshole's rejected him.

All the while ignoring the horrible noises coming from the barman who's making a drink with a squeeze of lemming instead of lemon.

TlalocW

[lame54]

18. I think the hemorrhoids opted for the surgery to remove Beck...

and by the way - the hospital staff treated them great

[lame54]

17. CNN should have the same surgery to remove Beck from their line-up

[ProgressiveFool]

19. Dammit, they screwed up and threw the good parts away! /nt

[emilyg]

20. LOL