Will Ron Paul's head explode if Sen. Obama wins the Democratic nomination?

[TheDebbieDee]

Poll question: Will Ron Paul's head explode if Sen. Obama wins the Democratic nomination?

I've never done a poll before but this could be the best results of a Sen. Obama nomination. The pop, pop, popping sound of all the rascists' heads exploding.

[bigwillq]

1. Who the hell cares about Ron Paul?

And why does he generate so much interest here on DEMOCRATIC Underground? :shrug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Because he might split the REPUBLICAN vote.

:shrug:

[Alexander]

3. He could Naderize them...

And Nader is part of the reason we HAVE Democratic Underground.

[Deep13]

4. Sorry, there's not enough gunpowder in there for that.

And by gunpowder, I mean brains.

[Bicoastal]

5. Nein, Mein Freuline!

Das Neo-Fuhrer mit das Libishtariecht flacht uber-scholss Ron Paul necht farsussen die "Concession Speech" par klaft! Im est die groppen eem Auf-klessen schact die uber-alles mit "Democrats" ehn "Republicans"!! Schweinesstarte! Krafte du glessen!

Heil Paul! Heil Paul! Heil PAUL!!

[TheDebbieDee]

6. Yeah, er, uh........Vie geht es ehnen? (sp)

[Bicoastal]

7. Ok, you got me. My knowledge of German...

...doesn't really exceed the few words I picked up playing in the pit orchestra of an NYU production of "Cabaret."

But I think I got my point across anyway...

[TheDebbieDee]

8. I think I asked you, "What's going on?"

I only know about 4 other phrases in German and they all involve the purchase and release of beer.

Where's the beer?
How much does it cost?
I'll have another beer, please.
Where is the toilet?

[Bicoastal]

9. Naturally. What else do you really need to know when visiting Germany? nt