Something light...a little break

[MelissaB]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about five minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that sai d "Romney in 08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

[helderheid]

1. !!!!!!!!! DUZY OF THE CENTURY !!!!!!!

:rofl: THANK YOU!

[stillcool]

2. Cheers....!

to your continued good health:toast:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. DUZY DUZY DUZY

:rofl:

[Didereaux]

4. funny but has shown up in various incarnations for quite awhile

[lpbk2713]

5. Oh yes.

Excellent idea. Thank you.

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. ...

:spray:

[SIMPLYB1980]

7. Nice!

[HughMoran]

8. Wow, that is hilarious!

Love that story!

[chiffon]

9. kudos!

:rofl:

[Dawggie]

10. Thanks for the chuckle and a grin that's still with me!

[roguevalley]

11. I now have my new job in my retirement. Did I tell you that you are a god?

[MelissaB]

12. LOL! It would be fun, wouldn't it?

[helderheid]

13. KICK!!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

14. Funniest, Story. Ever!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Vinca]

15. You have no idea how badly I needed that laugh!

:rofl: