The Boobs on the Bus

[progressoid]

For those of you that need a little fix from the writers of The Daily Show.
From GQ. Jan 4, 2008

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Fair and balanced? No thanks. The most trusted name in news? Uh, no. But if the writers’ strike proved anything, it’s that we can’t live without these guys. We turn now to the Daily Show correspondents for a bucket load of campaign sense.

The Boobs on the Bus


Photograph by Mark Seliger

Vegas odds: Who’s going to win the nominations?
larry wilmore: Mike Huckabee will be the Republican nominee.
rob riggle: Are you serious?
everyone else: No way.
john oliver: Have you seen the Republican debates? Batshit crazy. They compete over who has the craziest immigration policy, and it’s a tie between all of them. A dishonorable draw.

And the Democrats?
wilmore: Mike Huckabee.
riggle: C’mon guys, c’mon. Ball up here; let’s think about this!
john hodgman: I’m sick of you telling me to ball up.
riggle: I was talking to Samantha.

So the batshit Republicans are the more exciting party to cover?
hodgman: They’re both exciting. I mean, look at the Democratic candidates. It’s likely that the nominee is going to be either a woman, an African-American, or a white man. And that’s unprecedented.
oliver: But the Republicans have Huckabee. He doesn’t believe in evolution.
jason jones: But he did lose a lot of weight. That’s why I love Jared from Subway so much. There’s a guy I would vote for.
riggle: Talk about name recognition. Talk about people loving him. I don’t really know where he stands on the issues.…
wilmore: You can’t lose that much weight and not support the troops.
jones: If he eats a sensible meal, he must be a sensible man.
wilmore: We can overlook the fact that at one point he was a fat fuck.




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[Bucky]

1. "We can overlook the fact that at one point he was a fat fuck"

:wow:

[rateyes]

2. go round and round,

round and round, round and round.....

[progressoid]

3. Jeez, I'm tired.

I had to read your post twice to get it! :)

Time for a break.

[rateyes]

4. Hey, you're quick...

takes others more than twice. :D

[Greyskye]

5. Sam

I particularly liked Samantha Bee's attire and 'wide stance'. :evilgrin:

[progressoid]

6. Yeah but John Hodgman's is a little disturbing.