Giuliani Needs YOUR Caption

[Placebo]

[AlCzervik]

1. "whaaaa, they're going after me on my tragedy profiteering and not social issues?"

[Sleepless In NY]

5. Think Rudy just read this: "Grand Illusion: The Untold Story of Rudy Giuliani and 9/11."

Giuliani 9/11 actions may fuel campaign debate
Authors claim former New York City mayor's mistakes may have cost lives

NEW YORK - Former New York mayor and presidential hopeful Rudolph Giuliani gained fame for his performance after the Sept. 11 attacks, but charges that he also made serious blunders could give ammunition to rival candidates

But Giuliani also made mistakes in handling the city's emergency services that may have cost lives, say the co-authors of the 2006 book "Grand Illusion: The Untold Story of Rudy Giuliani and 9/11." Of the 2,992 people killed in the hijacked plane attacks, 2,759 died at New York's World Trade Center.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17029055/from/RS.3/

[AlCzervik]

8. i fully anticipate seeing protest signs reading "what about the radios Rudy?"

[The Straight Story]

2. He's doing his barbara bush impression :) (nt)

[wildhorses]

3. wtf did i just step in? what is that shit? it doesn't smell any too

good either...eew ...wee

[Placebo]

4. it's bullshit

:)

[Kindigger]

6. You in the audience!

Psst..your boob just flopped out of your top, and it is hugh1111.

[Sweet Freedom]

7. She's my second cousin?! I had no idea /nt

[Ian David]

9. I don't drink... Wine.

[HamdenRice]

10. Ferrets! Ferrets! Damned ferrets! I see them everywhere down there!

I've said this many times here on DU, but maybe only certain New Yorkers get it: If he gets the nomination, all we have to do to derail his candidacy is post on the internets his infamous ferret speech, in which he had a complete mental collapse on air regarding ferret owners.

[ziggy_luv]

11. just dropped his crack pipe

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. "I see dead people...

...oh, wait, that's MY reflection. Never mind..."

[izzybeans]

13. "Honey, You could never pull off stillettos. It's just not going to happen"

Normally I'd refrain from such a joke but he reminds me of a friend in this picture and that was straight from his mouth.

[stevedeshazer]

14. YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING BELOW MY WAIST!!

HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[bananarepublican]

16. "Please... Ms Lewinsky, not in public!" n/t

[bananarepublican]

17. "I'm a Pubican!" n/t

[ziggy_luv]

15. got saudi

[Rex]

18. I pooped...

nt

[Bronyraurus]

19. Sit down, buddy, or I will 9/11 your face!