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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:15 AM
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Mike Huckabee would like to remind you that his religion is the most important part of your marriage


Governor Huckabee demonstrates a sinful prostate massage technique that he did not use on Rush Limbaugh, thus precipitating their recent spat.
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:16 AM
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1. "And this is my bass pickin' finger." n/t
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:17 AM
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2. How? He's Baptist they don't even consider marriage a sacrament
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:23 AM
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5. Actually, it's not about the sacramental marriage of the Catholic Church...
I'm talking about his complimentarian approach to marriage, as outlined in that one little ditty he signed back in the '90s.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:19 AM
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3. Reminds me of a joke, the punchline of which goes:
"By the grace of God and this here finger, I think I got 'em all back in." :P
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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:22 AM
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4. Okay, I hesitate to ask this...


... but what's the *first* part of that joke??


:rofl:

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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:29 AM
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6. Um....
I think you might be better off not knowing. :P
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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:36 AM
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7. Now you've unleashed my imagination

:evilgrin:
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:40 AM
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8. Women for Huckabee
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snot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:53 AM
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9. more reason to be glad I've got either. nt
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:09 AM
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10. HIs religion takes responsibility for her divorcing me for another guy?
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THAT must be why I instinctively dislike him!
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:32 AM
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11. I'd goto church, but I'm afraid of snakes. nt
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