BUSH BEGINS PREPARATIONS FOR NATION'S FINAL YEAR

[robbedvoter]

EVERY SINGLE CITIZEN TO MAKE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE

"My Fellow Americans, it's been an honor to be your last president" Bush said during a televised address Tuesday, assuring citizens he would do everything possible over the next few months to assure a smooth transition into utter oblivion"
I I do not indend to let what precious time we have left to go to waste. that's why I ask all of you to pull together and follow me so we can accomplish everything we ever wanted before it all crumbles around us in a terrible belch of smoke and ash"
Added Bush: "It's now or never, people. No regrets."




headline of...the Onion - print edition. I was waiting for it to come on line - but not there.

[blondeatlast]

1. When an Onion headline is momentarily believable, you know we're in deep doo-doo. nt

[robbedvoter]

2. I know it scared me when I saw it in the paper dispenser - even staring at the Onion logo

[focusfan]

3. I wonder what chimpy means your last president

surely he's not going to rule the white house forever 

[bdamomma]

4. is this for real, because it is awfully scary.

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Fits in well with that line The Daily Show made fun of last night: " ...when history was written,

the last page will read..."!

http://weblogs.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/blog/2008/01/bush_troops_in_iraq_after_term.html

Edited to add link that has Bush's little talk to the troops