I tell ya, that late night Colon Blow slimy headed infomertial character

[NRaleighLiberal]

- Mr. Colonic - would have been a much more palatable prez the past 7 years than that product of Colon Blows himself, the Chimperator. In fact, he would probably be better than any of the characteres the Pubs are running up there this time around.....just sayin....

[lapfog_1]

1. You'd have to eat 128,000 boxes of Colon Blow to equal the

amount of fiber from 1 serving of "Super Colon Blow"!!!

[Bunny]

2. Well, there's fiber. And then there's *high* fiber. Try this:

[lapfog_1]

3. Damn I miss Phil.

We were all so young back then.

Yeah, my line was right out of that SNL spoof commercial which was one of the funniest they ever did, almost as good as the bass-o-matic.

[zorahopkins]

4. Which One?

Aren't there at least two guys who advertize products to detoxify and cleanse your colons on late-night TV?

One is a youngish-looking guy who appears to be standing on the beach.

The other is a guy who looks kind of like a young John Waters -- he is being interviewed by another guy.

All three of them would have made a better President that the one we have now.

[Elspeth]

5. An eggplant would have made a better president than what we have now

:Grr:

[NRaleighLiberal]

7. Now there you go slamming those poor Aubergines....shame on you!

[Elspeth]

8. But no! I give the eggplant a place of honor above the monkey brain on drugs

On second thought....

[NRaleighLiberal]

6. The John Waters, really creepy fellow who likes to talk about

his daughter's BMs (as thick as my forearm). Great stuff to run into during the dinner hour, I tell ya!