Caption the Chimp. He's sportin' some snazzy duds!

[BuyingThyme]

[Eurobabe]

1. I wore my DORK vest jez for you Abby!

[Dukkha]

2. won't you be my neighbor?

n/t

[Richard Steele]

3. "Chicks dig my mom-sweater."

[Binka]

8. LOL It Is Very Caddy Shack!

[Drum]

Looks like the aftermath of an unforeseen sleep-over. nt

[yayden]

4. "That's a wide stance you've got there"

[BuyingThyme]

6. Welcome to DU, Yayden!

:hi:

[yayden]

9. Haha, thanks

Technically, I've been here for nearly six years. Been averaging a post a year though.

[BuyingThyme]

14. Oh, the Wide Stance reference should have given me a clue.

:hi:

[BuyingThyme]

15. wrong place

[catmandu57]

5. It's Jawbone george

lowering the high cost of oil.

[lonestarnot]

7. arleefuckingargile, beguiling.

[blondeatlast]

10. "Pardon me for staring at your chest, but what are you wearing?"

That could be uttered by either party--note GWB's gaze...

[Ezlivin]

11. I have decided we need more oil.

Do I have to lift your skirt and lick your man cheese to get the oil flowing again?

[NastyRiffraff]

12. Love your head thingie! Do you like my vest? n/t

[zabet]

13. "Dude, this is the coolest

sweater I own that doesn't
have the Presidential Seal
on it."

[BuyingThyme]

16. ..

[annabanana]

17. EEK! That's IT exactly!!

Perfectamundo!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

33. OMFG

I'm dying over here... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

44. BWAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[AndyA]

18. What the heck is he sitting on?

Are they afraid he's going to have an accident on their expensive upholstery?

That sweater has got to be straight out of the DorksRUs Catalog! And of course, he has a goofy look on his face. Such a disgrace.

[BuyingThyme]

19. The look on his face seems to point to your accident theory.

[bigbrother05]

26. A mink coat that was given to him

along with the Merit of Order, very deserving.
Pimp did good on his oil deal

[Jim__]

20. 100 fuckin' dollars per barrel. Told you I could do it.

[L. Coyote]

21. "Oh, this thing? Shucks, I heard a, folks have a refined taste in, in a geometrers over here."

[LSparkle]

22. Get him a fuckin burka

then I could stand to look at him ...

[BuyingThyme]

23. ..

[Kucinich4America]

24. Bandar, let me 'splain somethin to ya.....

I'm not just a Chimp, I'm da Pimp Chimp!

[BuyingThyme]

25. :-)

:-)

[DCKit]

27. Pssst! I'm goin' commando under this here dress. How 'bout you?

Heh, heh, heh.

[Botany]

28. A Cosby Sweater

cosby sweater

A: An over sized, hideous looking sweater with ugly patterns and colors,
often worn by old men or hipsters with no taste.

From urban dictionary

[knitter4democracy]

29. Now, when ya strap him down, ya gotta make sure you use the Saran Wrap.

Oh yeah, it really helps make that whole waterboardin' thing work better.

[Edgewater_Joe]

30. "Where Is Your Pipe, Mr. Cleaver?" "SHUT UP, BANDAR!"

"Hahahahahahaha..."

[L. Coyote]

31. No, I wear camoulflage to waterboardings! Wouldn't want to be seen, hee, hee, a, a, kidding. You?"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. The Jerk of Diamonds n/t

[MiniMe]

34. Are you tappin' your foot?

[BuyingThyme]

37. The Stance jokes never get old.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

35. "Well, I start with a red-hot coat hanger..."

[L. Coyote]

42. "Yeah, can you send a DVD of that one too?"

[Fire Walk With Me]

36. Blue is for boys. Pink is for girls. Now give me that $100 billion we discussed.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. "So when do we get to swim in all that oil?"

[spanone]

39. while men and women die on the battlefield

i wonder if he ever asked the king why so many saudis were on those 911 planes?

[BlueIris]

40. "I tell ya, my wardrobe just hasn't been the same since Karl bailed."

"Say whatcha want about Karl, he kept me dressed...except when he didn't, hee."

[Blaze Diem]

41. I got this place in 'merica called Brokeback Mountain..its real perty..

huntin 'n fishin 'n all the stuff fer guys like me 'n you.

[balantz]

43. "Hey Princy-poo, my lubba-dubba brudda!"

"Did I ever tell you about my pet frogs?"