I'm Confused. Huckabee said God Put HIM Ahead in all the polls

[romantico]

Okay, stay with me here. Huckabee a month ago told a crowd that he was doing well in the polls thanks all to God. Someone asked why he was doing so well all of a sudden and Huckabee said it was the same as the loaves and fishes or something tot hat efect.Bottomline, he made his sudden turnaround in the polls as a biblical miracle and he said God chose him.

So, how does he explain McCaine's victory and Romney's? I'm trying to see the world through Huckabee's eyes and would love to ask him this question. How will he spin it? Any idea's on why God as turned his support to Romney now?

[NewJeffCT]

1. just like a liberal, bringing facts and logic into a debate

what kind of spoilsport are you? You must hate God and hate America.

[TwilightGardener]

2. You'd think that God would have been a more effective campaign manager. I'm

disappointed, and more than a little disillusioned.

[blondeatlast]

7. To be a fly on the wall when they let that campaign manager go... nt

[TwilightGardener]

9. And Huckabilly is still alive. Kind of shakes your faith in the Almighty's powers, doesn't it?

[MichiganVote]

3. God gave him 3rd place in Michigan too

[FiveGoodMen]

4. It was obviously the Devil who gave NH to McCain.

[theredpen]

5. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away n/t

[Johonny]

6. well

they won godless liberal states.

[Ian David]

8. If you read The Book of Job, you would know God is a giant douchebag.

Obviously, God has made a bet with Satan that he can shake Mike Fuckabee's faith by making him lose the election.

[NC_Nurse]

10. Are you QUESTIONING God's Plan?

:wtf:

Ya know he works in mysterious ways'n stuff, right?

Don't worry, Huck's gonna take America back for God any day now. ;-)

[Radical Activist]

11. Is the god of Michigan more powerful than the god of Iowa?

I'd like to know.

[Xipe Totec]

12. Those whom the Gods would destroy, first they drive mad (nt)

[rurallib]

13. I think there is more than one God.

At least that is what I have been able to deduce from the last eight years of theocracy.
I hear one goes by the name Allah, another one sent his followers here from another planet and gave them special underwear.
Seems to be a God for sports, too.

[parasim]

16. And one for the Grammies as well...

Either that, or Jesus is one hell of a producer.

[rurallib]

19. maybe as many gods as there are people?

[louis-t]

14. Don't try to see the world through his eyes.

You'll just get a headache.

[Richard Steele]

15. Celestial clerical error- God had him confused with Applebees™ for a few weeks.

It's all been straightened out now.

[Poiuyt]

17. God is smiting Huckabee for being so damn stupid

[rucky]

18. It really depends on who's praying the hardest that week. n/t

[Chovexani]

20. Little did Huckleberry know

Rove has God on speed dial, and old photos of him with Lucifer in the men's room at the Olive Garden in Heaven.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

21. Prediction: Fred Phelps will be protesting his campaign appearances by the end of the month.

[fascisthunter]

22. "The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways"

:crazy:

[spanone]

23. then god realized what he had done

[Justice Is Comin]

24. He doesn't know God is an atheist.

[monmouth]

25. And God is also a great Jewish comedian. I mean let's face it...

Some of the best jokes ever in politics, only a great Jewish comedian from the old school could accomplish. Think of God in Georgie Jessel terms. For the kids, you'll have to look him up...lol.

[Leopolds Ghost]

26. Mu'ad Huckadib had become the Right Hand of God.

...and his word shall carry death eternal to those who stand against the righteous.

We Hillbillies have a saying...

"God created Arkansas to train the faithful."

One cannot go against the word of God.

[Hekate]

27. Huck will be in the race until he fulfills God's purpose: knocking Romney out of the running...

...Then poor Huck will fade away.

But you never know with these Republicans, do you? :eyes:

Hekate

[karynnj]

28. God is a flip flopper?

Or maybe God is testing him.

[opihimoimoi]

29. The Great Satan is fucking w him????