Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again.

[Catshrink]

Remember this song? I thought of it tonight during an army recruitment commercial. Change a couple of words and it's truer than ever.


The Fish Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag



Gimme an F!

F!
Gimme an I!

I!
Gimme an S!

S!
Gimme an H!

H!
What's that spell ?

FISH!
What's that spell ?

FISH!
What's that spell ?

FISH!
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those reds —
The only good commie is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Huh!

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

[Monkeyman]

1. Dam now I will be singing that all night K&R

Whoopi we're all going to die

[Catshrink]

3. And it's one, two, three

What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, get an oil can,
Next stop is Tehran.

Sadly, it seems that's where we're heading.

[babylonsister]

2. I certainly DO remember that! Where are our current day truthtellers, of the

singing variety?

Dixie Chicks...

Neil Young...

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Neil Young, Dixie Chicks, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen,

System of a Down, Disturbed.... others. They are doing what they can.