Launder your money before it's too late.

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I'm going to start a money laundering business

Like a diaper service

Reuse your dollars to wipe your butt.

It will beat Charmin any day

And gives a lot more satisfaction.

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1. Gold bars would work and save money for new gold bars.

Who's working on the corn cobb angle if corn becomes popular for fuel? Gotta be a market for em!

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2. Corn is turning out to be a loser when it comes biofuels

The corn lobby knew that but i'm sure they managed to suck some more subsidies from the teat of the great corporate friendly government sow.

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3. Doesn't anyone want to see my business plan?

Going in the hole from day one.