Just a sampling of the subject matter found in my "inbox" ... for your perusal.

[TahitiNut]

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That's only in the last day or two. Ain't technology fascinating?

I seem to detect a theme in these. I think they're trying to sell SUVs.

[Skittles]

1. who told them you had a small penis?

:rofl:

[Radio_Lady]

10. Wouldn't you be better telling them you DON'T HAVE A PENIS? Or do you?

Seriously, don't respond to any spam. It just confirms your email address. We've set up a lot of anti-spam gear.

Also, you might consider joining www.spamcop.net Doesn't cost anything and gives you the pleasure of at least knowing where your spam comes from. They also send messages to the webmaster or abuse address of the site. I've been a member since about 2002.

[TahitiNut]

11. I sometimes wonder why they don't spam-market an instruction manual ...

... for Kegel exercises.

:rofl: :rofl:

Actually (checking) I do. I'm also a SpamCop user for many years ... one of the first, I think.
I have several email accounts, most of which are collected and "funneled" through my SPamCop account.
It keeps that crap out of my email client, at least. I still have to clean it out daily.

[Radio_Lady]

14. Kegel manual overstock went back to the publisher years ago...

:rofl:

But a lot of bloggers, including this one, have fun with the "ORGANized spam"...

http://urbansemiotic.com/2007/01/31/i-have-a-giant-penis/

[mahina]

2. How come so much spammish stuff TN?

On the other hand, my spam filters are so good, my mail doesn't get through sometimes. Not good for family relationships.

[TahitiNut]

4. Yes... that all got caught in my spam filter.

I wear a mask and rubber gloves when I clean it out.

[Adsos Letter]

3. I had 40 of those in my junk-mail today...

Someone must be seriously concerned about me...

[TahitiNut]

5. Yes... there's a definite "evangelical" flavor to it, isn't there?

:dunce:

[dorkulon]

6. Spammers ought to be drawn and quartered.

Just think of how much time and attention, cumulatively, they steal from the world on a daily basis. They are among the worst people in the world.

[TahitiNut]

9. I remember the "good ol' days" when 1/100th of that got ISPs cut off.

In the days when any "commercial" use of the Internet was taboo, violations could get connections severed quite qucikly.

[MADem]

7. All hotties love big schlongs...

Good grief...talk about transgenerational slang!!!!

Apparently, you're on some "PENIS mightier than the Sword" spam list!!!!

[CC]

8. I am so tempted to reply sometimes

telling them the only way for me to get a bigger penis would be to trade in the man on a new model. Not sure it would be worth the heartbreak, divorce and hassle of training of a new one though. At least most of the time it wouldn't, DH does have his days when he makes the idea intriguing.
DH- Darling Husband most of the time, Dick Head the rest of the time.:evilgrin:

[Radio_Lady]

13. LOL!

I thought DH meant DIVORCED HUSBAND!

At least, that's what I thought it meant in the personal ads in our alternative newspaper.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

12. If you responded to all of them and took just one of each...

Would you have to hire a 45' flatbed trailer to get around?

[TahitiNut]

15. Lord ... it hurts my back to even think about it.

It'd frighten small children and old ladies, for sure. :scared:

[Quantess]

16. ROFL!

Catherine, as in the Lady Catherine who was rumored to have had sex with a horse? :wtf: :rofl:

BTW, I get spam for penis enlargements and viagra too, even though I don't have a penis! :rofl:

[Cabcere]

17. I used to get those all the time on my university e-mail account

but now I've switched to Gmail and the spam filter seems to be working much more effectively (so far *knock on wood*). The funny thing is, I don't even possess the body part for which they claimed to be advertising enlargement... :shrug: :hi: