Caption the Chimp:

[City Lights]

[Turbineguy]

1. "This is what my policies look like"

[onecent]

23. LOL. lol!

[Auggie]

2. My urine sample is ready for testing

[hlthe2b]

3. umm, cow manure... take a big sniff, Georgie...

What a friggin doofus.

[Straight Shooter]

4. Eureka! Behold the new GOP Kool-Aid.

[TechBear_Seattle]

5. "I can pee into a cup without getting any on my hands!" n/t

[oldtime dfl_er]

6. My mommy

My mommy sewed my name on my lab coat!

[Botany]

7. Why does he have to have things with "I am the Prez" on it?

Over Compensation much?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

21. Exactly. What a frickin tweaker!

:freak: :puke:

[Ganja Ninja]

8. "I've discovered a new ice cream flavor. Guess what it is."

[Coyote_Bandit]

9. He's just smiling because

he thinks he's finally found the WMDs....

[WI_DEM]

10. He's auditioning for "Nutty Professor IV: The Asshole"

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. This is evidence, not conjecture.

<snip>And Saddam Hussein has not verifiably accounted for even one teaspoon-full of this deadly material.

<snip>
This is evidence, not conjecture. This is true. This is all well-documented.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/02/05/sprj.irq.powell.transcript.05/index.html

[TheBaldyMan]

12. Bush donates a sample of his brain tissue to neurology lab

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "And I think my DNA stuff will prove who that rich baby's daddy is!"

[regularguy]

14. "Hey hippie, put some of this on your tofu...mwahahahaha" n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. "They call me Dr. Feelgood"....

looks like he just got done making a new batch of right wing koolaide. Very strange picture... combination of Dr. Strangelove & Dr. Feelgood

[maxrandb]

16. "Iran has enough of this to...."

[zulchzulu]

17. Drink a bucket of this and the war is dwoin' jus' fine!

That is some scary sheet, mun.

[borlis]

18. "Maybe now people will realize how smart I am."

"This makes me look smart, right?"

[Ghost in the Machine]

19. heh heh... this is some of the shit that killed Elvis.. heh heh...

on a side note though, I wonder how far in advance this photo-op was scheduled. Plenty enough time to have his own lab coat with his name embroidered on it.....

[City Lights]

20. Great point!

And it pisses me off to no end that he's got to have his frickin' name, and "President" on everything he wears. :mad: He's bonkers. Totally.

[borlis]

22. Hey, I just love your sig line! n/t