originalpckelly

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:23 PM
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I think it's very inappropriate to engage in ass-slapping, why did Mayor Franklin slap Bill?

Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 01:30 PM by originalpckelly

We've got to get some rules straight, no ass slapping.

Thou shalt not slap that ass, you may want to, but just don't.

It's like the Republicans and Reagan's 10th commandment:

Do not speak ill of another Republican.

(I figure it's the tenth, since they don't count that one about not killing.)

Now some of you might like to slap me right about now, but still, you shouldn't. Violence on any level is not appropriate, except when it occurs in a situation of controlled dominance, between two consenting adults, preferably in the privacy of their own home or a motel out by Route 9 on Sundays after services. That reminds me, there is a '91 Buick in the parking lot with its lights on, a couple of children came across it and two passengers involved in a certain activity, please next time take it to the Route 9.

But back to the sermon, don't be slapping no fellow asses. You may kick that ass, but only if you like their thread. :kick:

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originalpckelly

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:28 PM
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1. I have included a picture of the offending ass, and the ass slapper.

Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 01:28 PM by originalpckelly

In addition, a picture of a slap has been posted for reference.

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Dhalgren

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:35 PM
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2. Well, I have to admit; if I were going to be slapped on the ass

by a mayor, this particular mayor would be my choice. Whoa! Nice looking mayor...

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Jamastiene

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:39 PM
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3. Well, either one of those two pictured

could slap my ass, going by looks. Just saying. :shrug:

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originalpckelly

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:41 PM
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5. She's a MILF!

Mayor I'd Like to Filibuster!

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LeftCoast

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:40 PM
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4. I know a mayor who has a spanky fetish....

Naughty mayor!

:blush:

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originalpckelly

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:42 PM
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6. Wrong ass slapping, think of two Democrats (symbols Donkeys) slapping...

not someone slapping a booty.

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Dhalgren

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Mon Jan-21-08 01:44 PM
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7. Okay, let's get this straight.

The Mayor did not "slap him on the ass", she "gave him a slap". Those are two completely different things. A "slap on the ass" is a good thing, an "attaboy" kind of thing and an expression of affection.

The Mayor gave Bill a "slap down" in public - not a good thing, not a sign of affection and definitely not an "attaboy" kind of thing.

Just clearing up any misunderstandings...

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Flubadubya

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Mon Jan-21-08 07:30 PM
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8. See post #6 for explanation...

It's all symbolic, eh? :dem:

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