this one is just too easy

[helderheid]

[Deep13]

1. Bush explains the results of his penis-enlargement procedure.

[Deep13]

2. Koko the sign-language gorilla speaks to reporters.

[sakabatou]

3. Bush still thinks "the robot" is cool.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

4. I don't know,.. but when I'm gesticulatin, it makes me more pretzledentious.

[Mandate My Ass]

5. If you use your scroll bar to hide the pic below his suit coat cuffs

It looks like two disembodied hands are gonna pop his head just like a giant zit.

[Katherine Brengle]

6. I love you thissssssssssssssssssss much!

:D

[Blackhatjack]

7. "Trust me, We are this close to catching Osama ..." n/t

[LiberalEsto]

8. Why is there a zero coming out of his left ear?

Never mind, I got it. It's his IQ

[Richard Steele]

9. "My awesome padded suit makes me look -THIS- big!"

[zbdent]

10. You know he's really saying this:

"I swear! Cindy Sheehan's ass was this wide! And I'm just talking one cheek! And you're calling me a coward for being afraid of that?"

[MazeRat7]

11. Sing it with me... Y-M-C-A....... -nt

[NoGOPZone]

12. "And when the ball split the uprights, I screamed 'It's Good!'"