Ronnie Reagan = Jesus?

[progressoid]

Remember that fun little phrase from the 90's, WWJD? - What Would Jesus Do?

Seems the Heritage Foundation has decided that phrase would suit the Glorious President Reagan as well.

WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO?

http://www.wwrdheritage.org/

NOW MORE THAN EVER, America needs to get back to the conservative principles President Ronald Reagan believed in. That’s why The Heritage Foundation, Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham are challenging Americans to consider, What Would Reagan Do?

Today's question: "What did President Reagan believe government should do to restore the American Dream?"

1) Pay off large personal debts so people can have a fresh start
2) Create a healthy, vigorous economy that provides equal opportunities for all Americans
3) Expand government programs for middle-class Americans



Edited to add: :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[calmblueocean]

1. Fall asleep? Illegally funnel money to terrorists?

At least one of those...

[tanyev]

2. Tell a heart-warming anecdote from his life that was actually a plot from one of his movies?

[MnFats]

3. send the Marines to Beirut without a clear mission?

expecting the warring parties to simply shake and pee in their pants and throw down their weaopons?
Almost? Oh, how about something like 280 get blown to pieces and THEN redeploying them to offshore vessels...

[progressoid]

6. Or send them to Grenada?

[BringEmOn]

4. Pose with a lawn jockey.

[rpannier]

5. After having my psychic channel the spirit of ronnie

I picked 3 because that's what he said he wanted.

Oh...he also said sean is an asshat and laura is a useless piece of garbage.

Amazing how death can make you so much more human.

[Sam Ervin jret]

7. No I can't It's just too easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O8) O8) :dunce: :dunce: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray:
I mean Really!! Can you BE a DEAD DUNCE. If one can be. You know who is one. :spray: :spray:

I just can't take it. well we all need heros. We have Kennedy, MLK, Kennedy again and well they have

REAGAN

:rofl: :rofl: i gotta go I think I pee'd my pants:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. Cock his head to the side, shake it, smile and say "there you go again"

No matter what the situation, alien invasion or world war III: cock his head to the side, smile, and say "there you go again", while Republicans cream their shorts, drool in extasy, and set themselves on fire in celebration.

[SIMPLYB1980]

9. That's OK

"My"Jesus is > "Their"Jesus


Look out. He's watching you.

[rjones2818]

10. If Ronnie was the second coming...

we're doomed! Doomed, I tell ya!

[SpiralHawk]

11. republicon Reagan would follow the advice of his occult astrologer. As usual.

Occultism is the republicon WAY, as Skull & Boner Boy Bush well knows.

[leftofthedial]

12. raygun was FAR better then jeezis

and a real agent of change too

[undeterred]

13. Destroy all nuclear weapons, cancel all student loan debt,

and let everyone work a 20 hour week so we could spend as much time as he did watching movies while he was in the White House.

[laststeamtrain]

14. Jesus never co-starred with Errol Flynn, he never worked for a major like Warner's.

Jesus only worked in indie movies.