Visiting Chuck Norris' house? Welcome, neighbor!

[zanne]

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Pity the poor burglar who breaks into Chuck Norris' property -- there are military installations with less firepower than this central Texas spread.

The first line of defense is Norris' security team, whose holstered guns peek out from behind their sports coats. Then there is the local sheriff and a posse of cowboy-hat-wearing deputies who regularly patrol the fence line.

Perhaps the sign affixed to the Norris house says it best: Written in rope, with an image of a gun, it warns: "We don't dial 911."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/chi-mxa0121_norrisjan21,0,5621575,print.story

This guy's a real peach.

[tularetom]

1. What's he scared of?

Anybody that has to hide behind that much ordinance is surely afraid of something. Chuck Norris sounds like a real pussy.

[zanne]

2. I think it's just his macho idea of himself.

He's the kind of kind who likes the idea of swaggering around with a loaded gun, daring anyone to trespass on his property.

[Poiuyt]

3. What does he need a gun for?

Why can't he just kick the shit out of his imaginary intruders?

[zanne]

4. Chuck is getting old.

He's afraid someone will break in and steal his "Total Gym". (Or his wife.)

[Ilsa]

6. ITA. Mentally ill, too. Who gives a rat's ass about CN? nt

[Ilsa]

5. So this Jesus-lover is going to shoot someone dead for trespassing?

Who would Jesus shoot? Is that it, Chuckie? Yep, a real pussy.