Caption time... Condie and Peter.
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Fri Feb-23-07 02:37 PM
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Caption time... Condie and Peter.
Edited on Fri Feb-23-07 02:38 PM by tjwash
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Fri Feb-23-07 02:38 PM
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1. Cheating on your husband, eh Condi?
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Fri Feb-23-07 02:41 PM
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2. "...and then Jeff Gannon was all like, giiiirl, hands off my man!"
I figured a gay guy better hit that first.;-)
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Fri Feb-23-07 02:52 PM
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3. "We've turned another corner in Iraq"
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Fri Feb-23-07 03:05 PM
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4. I want one about this high with no teeth......
and a flat head that I can set my beer on.
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Fri Feb-23-07 03:09 PM
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A terrible old joke, and it fits perfectly
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Fri Feb-23-07 03:18 PM
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6. "No, it's 'put your left hand in'...your 'left hand'...No...NO!!! 'LEFT HAND!!''"
"YOUR OTHER RIGHT HAND, GODDAMMIT!!!"
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Fri Feb-23-07 03:28 PM
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7. They're practicing the hand symbols from
Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The ones created by Anton Kodaly for deaf people to understand musical sounds.
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Fri Feb-23-07 03:30 PM
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8. "When I spank the monkey's monkey I hold my fingers down"
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Fri Feb-23-07 03:54 PM
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9. Condi: "I don't see no ring on this finger."
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Fri Feb-23-07 04:34 PM
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10. That fungus under your finger nails
Should be no problem to get rid of, just get some ointment or something
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Fri Feb-23-07 05:00 PM
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11. "Last I saw, it was at this angle, Peter." "Damn it, woman, it was *at least* at THIS angle!"
You know, if the Canadians could just send someone down to get Bush & Cheney laid, too, we may not have that war with Iran after all.
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