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dsc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 05:17 PM
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A great joke I heard today
George Bush wakes up to find Bush suckes written in urine in the snow outside of the White House. He calls the Secret Service in to investigate. They report we have some bad news for you. We have analyzed the urine and it is Dick Cheney's. Bush says "that is terrible". The agent says it gets even worse. Bush asks how can it be worse. The agent says: The handwriting is Laura's.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 05:17 PM
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1. LOL!
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Monkeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 05:19 PM
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2. LOL
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 05:23 PM
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3. LOL and a rec.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 05:40 PM
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4. laura just hit rock bottom ---Not a pretty image
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 05:49 PM
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5. I didn't think it was so funny the first time I heard it, during the Clinton
administration.....close to ten years ago.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:19 PM
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9. Oh, cheer up,
Dems support recycling! :)
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 08:42 PM
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12. thanks! needed that. I just remember reading The Hunting of the President
when I heard the joke.

very infuriating book, that.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:23 PM
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10. When I first heard it, it was Nancy Reagan's handwriting
I almost fell off my dinosaur, I was laughing so hard.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 11:17 PM
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14. Wait - are you a fundie?
You must be. You believe man lived with dinosaurs. They must have been hell to keep on the Arc.

:rofl:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 05:59 PM
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6. HA!
That's great! :rofl:
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Dracos Donating Member (318 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:17 PM
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7. I like it
:silly:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 06:18 PM
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8. LOL Very Good!
:rofl:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 07:31 PM
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11. wait so laura aimed his catheter?
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-23-07 11:16 PM
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13. That's an oldie
but a goodie. :-)
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