The real enemy: Freeper losing his sh*t over 935 lies report

[dorkulon]

A friend forwarded me this e-mail (in jest) from a freeper-type who appears to be unraveling mentally. Just thought I'd remind us of who the real enemy is. This guy is almost hilarious, but really frightening, because he represents so many:

(NEW)? REPORT OF SHOWING BUSH MISINFORMED THE AMERICA PEOPLE

You go over shit, like this report, that no doubt
is sponsored by a George Soros type funder, that is
nothing but old news.

The stock market rallied today, so you filthy,
immoral, Godless liberals have NOTHING to talk
about but the same old Bush lies bull shit. Give
al-Qaeda and the Taliban more hope, just like you
filthy slimebags did during the Vietnam war.

You've absued our trust and you don't put in the
effort for what it takes to win and you don't
give a damn about us. I'm done with you.
Your welfare collecting, crack smoking, liberals.

You touchy, feely liberals have destroyed the
moral fabric of this nation and have brought the
black and Hispanic criminals into our
neighborhood where they don't belong.

If any bleeding heart liberal luntics tells you
it was all fine and dandy and that raising our
taxes even higher would help our economy, tell
them to stop drinking the Kool-Aid.

Yeah liberals, we should forget all abour radical
Muslim terrorists who are out to kill us. We
should forget all about 9-11 and the 3,000
American lives lost along with our secuirty that
we once enjoyed in our country.

That stupid report is nothing but regurgitated
garbage from years and years ago, going over the
same old things again and again. It makes the
uppity liberals feel superior. That they were
right.

The problem was they all voted for the war and
all believed in the same information that was
given the president. Dig deep into the people
working on this non for profit trash report and
you'll be sure to find some deep pockets of a
liberal like George Soros and his Moveon.org
slimefest.

Okay, we get it. The CIA, NSA NIE, Israeli
Mossad, Russian and German intelligence agencies
and Saddam Husseins's own generals were wrong
about his WMD's. It's so easy being and after the
fact, arm chair general. If Bush lied, then did
so many liberal Democrat Congress men and all the
TV newsmen and newspapers that also said that
Saddam had WMD's.

Rehashed garbage and movies have failed at the
box office, people are sick of it and want to
move on. The surge is working, but you dont hear
or see it on any TV news or newspapers. It's not
good when America does well. Papers and movies
sell when America does poorly. Liberals eat this
stuff up because they hate this country. Liberal
Democrats want a socialist country and did so
since the 1920s.

The liberals once backed the Soviet Socialist
Republic and Communism. The liberals new friends
are the radical Wahabbi Muslim terrorists.
The no good evil, immoral, Godless, fornicated,
pot smoking, draft dodger socialst liberals want
big government with wealth distribution plain and
simple. The liberal Democrats are mad because
President Bush and Cheney has told them "UP
YOURS" and so do I.

Bush will apoligize as soon Truman apologizes for
the Korean war and LBJ apologizes for the Vietnam
war and Bill Clinton for the Bosnian war.
Ain't gonna happen now is it.

RACIST and SEXIST.

It seems very strange that any if any white man
would say they wouldn't vote for a black man or a
women, they would be called "racist" or sexist,
but when a black person or woman says they want
to vote for a black man or a woman, nothing more
is said.

The ignorance of part of the American popultation
thinks this election is nothing more than a game
show like American Idol or Survivor where
likeability is a big factor and not the issues.

We once elected a likable president-his name was
Jimmy Carter and what a total disaster he was.
His presidency started the whole concept of
radical Islam being able to attack Americans and
America without fearing any retaliation.

I'm wondering if the same fools would fire their
entire football team for not winning the Super
Bowl and hiring a bunch of inexperienced rookies,
because that's exactly what they're doing when
they choose B. HUSSEIN Obama? Hillary Clinton has
so much baggage from her pot smoking, draft
dodging, adultering, lying husband, that no one
would want to re-live that nightmare again.

ps -- If any of this shitbag's rhetoric sounds like something you've posted in the past few weeks, well, just think about that.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I believe in God and I'm a liberal. And these people don't consider the current gas prices

to be a tax of sorts? Bush created it. His friends in Arabia and Exxon are profiting wildly. "Liberals"...

And IIRC, I was pretty firm that they were lying about WMD, before the Iraq invasion. That is was about oil.

:shrug:

[MikeNearMcChord]

2. I would ask this freeper next time don't be so modest

tell us what you really think of liberals.:freak:

[thunder rising]

3. Hillary Clinton has so much baggage from her pot smoking,

draft dodging, adultering, lying husband, that no one would want to re-live that nightmare again.

Damn, a freebee!!! I mean, damn what's that guy doing writing about our candidate that way?

[leeroysphitz]

4. Pretty long tract there.

It must have taken him weeks.

[TahitiNut]

5. A medical marvel ... a gutless instestinal tract full of bile and shit.

Phenomenal.

[dorkulon]

6. It's really something, huh?

I can't believe these people are able to survive into adulthood sometimes.

[Bicoastal]

7. I stopped reading at the "Black and Hispanic criminals" part...

...it sounds just like the sort of thing people say after going, "Now, I'm not a racist or anything, but..."

[dorkulon]

8. Yeah, except he didn't even say that.

I guess he gets points for honesty. :puke:

[burythehatchet]

9. Thanks for dragging that through the front door

sometimes I get sad when I think about what I might be missing by not going to right wing web sites.

[dorkulon]

12. Yeah, sorry--I just was bowled over by this guy's intense idiocy

and I wanted to share my shock.

[EFerrari]

10. It convinced me. I'll never encourage the Taliban or al Qaida again!

:rofl:

[dorkulon]

11. Let's not be too hasty now!

Why throw away such a beautiful friendship? :crazy:

[DearAbby]

13. How long did it take this person to think of ...

Godless * filthy slimebags * welfare collecting * crack smoking * touchy/feely * bleeding heart * Luntics * no good * evil * immoral *fornicated *
pot smoking * draft dodger * socialst * RACIST & SEXIST


Yes, Moran, Liberals are the reason for everything that has gone wrong since the dawn of human civilization, in your tiny world. :sarcasm:

[12string]

15. RACIST&SEXIST

I am a liberal but,I a must be a rasist & sexist too
because minority women really turn me on.

[JBoy]

21. I first read that as "RACY & SEXY"

and I thought "why thank you, we are!"

[Quantess]

14. Glenn Beck was whining about it, too.

On CNN "Headline News" channel.

Hi dorkulon!:hi: No hard feelings about the other night, I hope.

[dorkulon]

18. YOU!

Nah, it's easy to get off on the wrong foot when there's only text to go by.

:hug: Too soon?

[Generic Brad]

16. Wow. That was reminscent of one of my family reunions

It was just like being back home for a brief moment - just long enough to remind me why I stay the hell away from there.

[dorkulon]

17. You poor soul.

I'm lucky enough to be from a lib/Dem family--although they are a little too conservative for me! Congrats on breaking orbit.

[Old and In the Way]

19. Straight from the RNC 'special operations' bureau.

It's almost a caricature of the typical ignorant Republican who is too traumatized to think clearly. Either this missive is being broadcast to rally the troops by demonizing the opposition or this is a person clearly in need of some counseling to deal with their anti-social psychosis.

[dorkulon]

20. It's a lone nut, I think.

He sends these nutty missives to local papers, one of which my friend works for.

[MiniMe]

22. Thanks a Liberal. Thom Hartman quotes this all the time

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his workday. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.
Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.
He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

[dorkulon]

23. That is awesome.

If only the air and water really were clean. Too bad more stupid liberals didn't get their way.

[Justice Is Comin]

24. Oh Jesus, I need a laughing towel.

They try so hard to act like they have a brain, and nothing


"absued our trust" :rofl:

"bleeding liberal heart luntics" :rofl:

"lives lost along with our secuirty" :rofl

"it's so easy being and after the fact" :rofl:

"bush will apoligize...and Truman...and LBJ" :rofl:

"part of the American popultation" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"wouldn't vote for a black man or a women" :rofl:


Oh shit, I could lay in a hammock and read this stuff. But I would be laughing so hard, I would fall out. ....popultation LOL LOL LOL.

[dorkulon]

25. Don't be such and absuive luntic!

Now apoligize! :silly: