How To Celebrate A Guilty Verdict

[Me.]

A cute article by Peterr over at FDL.

“For weeks, people have talked about how to celebrate, if and when Scooter is found guilty. Lots of folks have laid in mounds of popcorn, and others have spoken of the beverages they have made sure to have on hand and the feasts and parties to be dived into. Snoopy dances have been practiced, and snark has been prepared.

Now that it's almost here, are you really ready?

Perhaps we need to take a lesson from the Germans, and last summer's World Cup soccer tournament: boisterous nationwide celebrations that have been anticipated for months or even years have a way of developing a life of their own. Literally.” cont….


“I offer this as a public service announcement, in view of the great, years-long buildup to the Libby Trial and the anticipation and excitement surrounding the jury deliberations.

For those who are looking to become pregnant, especially those who are having trouble conceiving, a guilty verdict could make this a great time to take that lingering excitement and channel it elsewhere. "The attitude to one's own body and the role of the hormones are often underestimated. If you're in a good mood, you are more likely to get pregnant," says Dr. Kilche.” Cont…

http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/02/23/lets-be-careful-out-there/#more-7394

[Me.]

1. That Ends With This

"And let me be the first to predict that if Scooter is found guilty, there will be a rise nine months from now in the number of babies named Patrick and Reggie, and a decline in the number of Irvings. At least in progressive households."

[tinfoilinfor2005]

2. I believe I may take out my American flag which I haven't flown

since the day bush was selected by the SCOTUS, and hoist it proudly in full view. Oh heck, I may just crack for a new one!