My State of the Union CHECK LIST, By *

[FlyingSquirrel]

Words to try and include:

Assassins
Battle
Biological (no, never mind. Just go with Nuclear.)
Blackmail
Capture
Chemical (no, Nuclear. But keep saying it Nukular.)
Courage
Danger, Dangerous (Use this a lot)
Dark
Defeat
Defend, Defense
Democracy
Destruction
Elections
Enemy, Enemies (Use this a lot too)
Evil (This too)
Extremists
Fear
Fight
Freedom (Use this at least 5 times. Maybe 10.)
Gratitude
Hatred
Homeland
Honor
Hostage
Iran (Make a big deal about this. It's gonna be big this spring.)
Isolating
Justice
Kill
Liberty (America's)
Liberation (For those other poor suckers)
Mass (Destruction, Murder... mix 'em up)
Military
Murderous
Nuclear (Nukular! Don't let 'em win on this one.)
Outlaw
Protect
Regime
Sacrifice
Secure, Security (Use with Homeland)
Slaughter
Strategy
Surrender
Terror
Terrorist, Terrorists (The more the better)
Threat, Threats (Use with Terrorist)
Thugs
Troops
Tyranny (Don't use Musharraf in same sentence)
Ultimate
Uniform
Victory
Violent
War
Weapons
Win, Winning

Oh yeah... Domestic crap.

Tax Relief, Rebate, Etc. (Make a really big deal about this one)
Cut Deficit in Half (snort!)
Health Savings Accounts, Private Health Care/Insurance
No Child Left Behind
Protect the Institution of Marriage
Seniors/Prescription Drugs
Help Small Businesses
Social Security/Medicare/Medicaid (Don't say you want to get rid of them!)

Somewhere near the end:

God
Bless
Providence
Prayers

(Those ones'll be easy to remember)

[Lucinda]

1. Wow. That's an awful lot of multi-syllable words....

Gonna be a tough one!

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. You forgot Human Animal Hybrids!!

[Gemini Cat]

3. 9-11

My fellow 9-11s uh, I mean 9-11, I mean 'murkins... 9-11... the lessions of 9-11... on 9-11... when we were attacked on 9-11... uh...9-11!! Have another mention of 9-11... in case you forgot 9-11...
Did someone say McDonalds/9-11... Belch 9-11...
The economy is strong... 9-11...
My doggie ate my SOTU 9-11... Duh Steroids 9-11...
Bad man 9-11... Extra bad man 9-11... I gotta fart 9-11... Laura stand up and take a bow 9-11... This speechifying is hard work 9-11...Duh... My balls itch 9-11... Poland? Oh yeah 9-11.

[RaleighNCDUer]

4. Geeze. I think you just wrote his speech. nt

[FlyingSquirrel]

5. His speech has been written since 2002. There are slight variations

and certain things get emphasized more depending on the circumstances but basically it's been the same speech over and over. He'll go with domestic first this time around, then once he thinks we're calmed down and reassured about the economy, he'll transition to the war.

[onethatcares]

6. oh, yeah, We are gonna be so calmed down about the economy

we'll be in the twilight zone by the time * gets to speechifying about how well Iraq will turn out if we could only send more money and lives over there. Maybe we should send the Iraqis checks for $600.00 each, it'd be cheaper than the billions we're spending now.

[radfringe]

10. when dubya speaks.....

[Zynx]

7. One other: Strong.

He'll use this over and over again in many different contexts.

[grasswire]

8. "makin' good progress"

don't forget that one. Also "hard work"

[FlyingSquirrel]

9. I think his speechwriters are smart enough to leave "hard work" out of it.

[IDemo]

11. Don't forget the admonishment to his successor:

"Our work in Iraq and elsewhere will not be finished soon."

[Perry Logan]

12. And the all-important phrase "total wreck."

[BB1]

13. Saddam? Change?

Hillary cackle?

The Lord our God?

I hope he doesn't include me in the SOTU...;)