FCC announces ban against mirrors between the hours of 6 AM and 10 PM.

[originalpckelly]

(AP) Washington, D.C. -- Citing both adult and child full frontal nudity, the FCC has declared mirrors public enemy number one in the war on traumatic exposure to nudity. In a decision based upon the ability of mirrors to be used as communication devices, the FCC has issued a $1 million fine against households with mirrors that show nudity between the hours of 6 AM and 10 PM.

FCC Chairman, Kevin Martin on the mirror decision, "With this decision the FCC closes a major loophole in the censorship of improper nudity everywhere in America's homes. Children simply shouldn't be subjected to their own nudity until the age of 18, when we'll decide if they can handle it."

When asked about other methods of communication the FCC is looking at censoring, Martin continued, "We're looking at eyes, it seems to me that both eyes and ears are the most important part of this. We need to get to the root of the problem. Several of the commissioners are looking at either banning eyes and ears outright, or incorporating a device into the human brain to automatically censor any unwanted language/nudity."

Copyright 2008, Associated Puritans.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Duzy Award Nomination!!! N/T

[originalpckelly]

2. Thanks.

:P

[Uben]

3. A nude million man/woman march

Yeah, that's the ticket. A million nekkid people marching in Washington!

[originalpckelly]

5. I say we sing George Carlin's Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television

as our anthem. I don't know how we'll do it, but we'll find a way.

[Echo In Light]

7. I prefer the extended version he wheeled out a few yrs later!

[11 Bravo]

8. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits

OK, there are the lyrics. You provide the melody.

:hi:

[Echo In Light]

9. Oh! the extended list is far more colorful even!

[11 Bravo]

11. I've never heard it. Can you post it (or PM me)?

[Echo In Light]

15. Here ye be

Carlin At Carnegie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC1etHxJRoE

He rolls out the scroll of dirty words at the very end.

[11 Bravo]

21. Thanks!

[LiberalFighter]

16. Just make sure it's not too cold outside

[Echo In Light]

4. So...they're actually finding fault with the origin of design. Golly...

:crazy:

[originalpckelly]

6. ...

:P

[Swamp Rat]

10. Give the FCC a lobotomy.

We'll all feel better.

[rhett o rick]

12. Sounds like a good idea to me. I sure don't want to see this body naked in a mirror. nm

[SOS]

13. Mr. Martin, please don't arrest Bart!

[originalpckelly]

20. I know...

This bites man.

[rhett o rick]

14. I want Hedi Klum's mirror. nm

[Jeffersons Ghost]

17. K&R too funny!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

18. Associated Puritans LOL. Too Funny!

I do have to agree a bit though... Every time I look at myself nude in the mirror I'm a bit traumatized.

Very funny thread. Thanks!

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

19. Oh thanks.

:P