Very funny! 5 Passengers, 4 parachutes.

[jazzjunkysue]

5 Passengers, 4 parachutes.

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers and 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says, I am the most famous football player in the world. I must survive. He takes a parachute and jumps.

The second passenger says, I am Hillary Clinton, the future president of the United States. She takes a parachute and jumps.

The third passenger says, I am George Bush, the current President of the United states, and the smartest president who ever was the president. He takes a parachute and jumps.

The remaining passengers are a little boy and the Pope. The pope says, I have lived a long life, you are young. Take the parachute and jump to safety.

The little boy says, there are enough parachutes left for both of us. The President of the United States took my bookbag.

[Elspeth]

1. LOL!

Cute.

[malaise]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

If you can dream and not make dreams your master :rofl:

[LiberalFighter]

2. Did Bush strap the book bag around his crotch?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. First time I heard that joke it was "The Smartest Man in the World" who tooik the bookbag.

Kissinger

[patrice]

4. Lol! Hey, I think I can remember that one well enough to re-tell it. nt

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. Here's another.

Air-Force One crashes in the ocean. Only 3 passengers survive the crash and make it to a desert island.

Bush, Cheney, and Limbaugh.

Water but no food.

After a few days they start eying each other hungrily.

Who Survives?











We do.

[gg55]

7. I wish! LOL

[rambler_american]

8. And yet another

Plane crashes on an island in the middle of the Pacific.Only survivors were Condi, GWB, a goat and a German shepherd. Condi badly injured but improving. Others are fine. Every evening GWB and the two animals sit by the water and watch the sunset. One evening GWB, overcome by the beauty, or perhaps just because he's horny, starts getting affectionate with the goat. The shepherd, whether out of a sense of propriety or jealousy we cannot be sure, aggressively bares his teeth and GWB quickly withdraws. Weeks later, having recovered, Condi joins the trio at sunset. Once again George becomes amorous and turns to Condi. "Condi," he says, "this is a little awkward, you just having recovered from your injuries and all, but I wonder if you would mind taking the dog for a walk."

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

9. LOL.

:thumbsup:

[Laurab]

6. K&R - got that in my email yesterday

It cracked me up!

[jazzjunkysue]

10. My friend Maria sent it to me with images. n/t.