It's that time again, the annual State of the Union drinking game!

[Beaverhausen]

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

[dflprincess]

1. Geez! My liver hasn't recovered from last year.

And then there was the year when I counted 12 times I should have had shots in the first 3 minutes of the speech. I just can't drink like that anymore.

[JFN1]

2. I just can't drink and watch George Bush

I get really, really sick...! :puke:

[thunder rising]

3. OK, but we can't us Terra cause I can't afford that much booze and I have to work Teu.

and no nuk-u-lar.

[scarletwoman]

4. What? No category for 9/11? Don't they realize that the classics never go out of style? (nt)

[msongs]

5. are you gonna watch that? really? hmmm nt

[Beaverhausen]

7. I don't plan to but I will try and catch the democratic response. Anyone know who is giving it?

[peekaloo]

12. Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius

http://www.kctv5.com/politics/15055999/detail.html

[murray hill farm]

6. Whew!!!!

I would be dead drunk, passed out in the first 5 mins.....ha!

[AlinPA]

8. I can't make it through the part where he walks in and the politicians adore him,

shaking his hand, hugging him, kissing him. By the time he reaches the podium and Pelosi is cheering him, I flip off the TV and sit down at my computer or read my book.

[dflprincess]

10. I wonder if batshit crazy Michelle Bachmann will jump him like she did last year

Or if the Secret Service will be ready for her this time.

[peekaloo]

11. Ramen! I was going to post the same thing. I'm not a big drinker anyway.

:-)

[Initech]

9. Just remember - a shot of tequila every time he says danger, madman, or terror.

Two shots if he says "we still live in a dangerous world".

[gratuitous]

13. That's a merciful card

Severe cases of alcohol poisoning would result if they had a slot for "unnerstan" or "the American people unnerstan" or "Congress unnerstans." It is, without exception, his favorite verbal crutch to say that he, or they, or someone else "unnerstans." Once you've noticed it, it is one of the more annoying things in the universe, because he clearly doesn't understand a goddam thing.

[Beaverhausen]

14. kick