This is your Borg Master. You are Screwn. Come in for processing.

[The Straight Story]

Message to all humans in the country called America, this is the Borg.

You have far too long lived a life of joy and debauchery, your bodies have served YOUR needs, and this cannot go on.

TV rots the brain, Smelling cheeseburgers shortens your life, nutra sweet causes cancer and other illnesses, smoking, drinking, mountain climbing in Washington or Oregon, dogs barking more than 30 minutes, trans fat, car pollution, factory pollution, perfume smells, porno, and the borg master could list more but it would waste precious life cycles which we need you for.

Your body and life now belong to the borg. Laws will punish all bad habits or anything which is detrimental to what is now our body. You cannot live long and be productive if you do not follow our leader's ways for your life.

Borg FAQ for new converts:
Q: "I don't want a wild and glamorous life, I just want the minimum and to be able to sit peacefully at my home and listen to radio, have a glass of wine or beer, watch tv, and maybe garden. What is wrong with that?"

A: "This is not the model citizen, and it may lead to an early death or an illness which others will have to pay for. Check your Borg manual, page 32, section entitled - your life affects others, therefore it must be ruled by all."

Q: "Why do you have so many laws?"

A: "Just like the now outdated religions we must control the people for their own good, our bible is our laws and your god is the collective. We will tell you what is kosher to eat, what is dirty, and what is good and bad. You will obey because our well funded borg scientists have shown us the data, and that data cannot be argued and must be shaped into laws by our leader. Progress for all means more laws to restrict the people. We cannot progress where freedom exists. Freedom is an individual endeavor, not suited for the collective."

You are harming the collective when you do anything we decide harms you. Obey. Or be fined and jailed, or forced to watch porno movies of dick cheney with barbara bush.

See the following to understand more:

Can smelling a cheeseburger shorten your life?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x279992

Television Rots The Brain, Ruins The Body
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=275433

Toxic Sweeteners, Toxic Presidents, Toxic Wars: All You Need To Know About Marketing Poison
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=278378

And many more. Borg Master out.

:rofl:

(And NO this was not commentary on liberals, pubs, etc, just a little satirical fun poked at societal prudes)

[The Doctor.]

1. "All your bodies are belong to us."

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

2. We need a bumper sticker for that :) (nt)

[walldude]

3. Borg master?

That sounds like some kind of Swedish Tennis Pro.

Resistance is futile.

[pinto]

4. Locking.

Please don't start a new thread to cite disagreements or comments on other threads. As they are all currently open, you are welcomed to join the discussions there. Thanks.