DUzy Awards for this week will appear next Friday

[JeffR]

Busy, busy, busy.:argh:

[Buzz Clik]

1. What bullshit. I'm cancelling my subscription.

[Kittycat]

9. you owe me a keyboard.

:spray:

[Buzz Clik]

11. You can have mine. (You don't ever use the TAB key, do you?)

[KansDem]

15. Hey, possible DUzy!

Whenever they get around to posting them...

[Yael]

28. Hey Jeff -- consider this a submission

I'll save ya the PM.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Waaaaaaaaa!!! I want my DOOOOOOZYs!

:cry: :cry: :cry:



:hi:

[Bongo Prophet]

72. We are teh progressives, Seattlegrrrl. Bold and inventive!

So, make your own doozy outa hemp twine and crystals. Gaah.

[BuyingThyme]

3. When will next Friday's DUzys appear?

[SeattleGirl]

19. He posted them 3 weeks ago.

:P

[Yael]

29. !!

:rofl:

Okie -- you all are making up for my DUzy addiction here.

:toast:

[roguevalley]

35. what's the freeper version of DUzys? Frizzies? Freezies? Since

they stole the top ten list, I wonder if they stole this too.

[TwilightGardener]

4. BOOOOOOO!!!! HIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Ok--have a good one.

[sarge43]

5. CALL YOUR CONGRESSPERSON RIGHT NOW. THIS IS SERIES1111111 n/t

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Ah! I see Rove's finally gotten to you too!

You only think you're busy, but in reality it's all a ruse. They're intentionally keeping you from the more important work of getting the DUzy Awards published.

I knew it was just a matter of time. :tinfoilhat:

[Fire Walk With Me]

30. No shit. Kucinich, Jeff Edwards, JeffR... Is Skinner next!?

:scared:

[Fire Walk With Me]

36. "John Edwards"... Going too fast for my own good...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

37. All is well

Thanks to my handy :tinfoilhat: I knew what you intended. :P

[stellanoir]

7. Then if you are graphically skilled

then maybe consider lending JeffR a hand or two.

I posted this on a Monday holiday and it pretty much sank like a stone.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2731827

The guy is trying to make a living you know. . .?

[Solly Mack]

8. But the check's in the mail!!! I swear!!!

[DearAbby]

10. DUzy Withdrawls.........

look away, they are horrible to watch.

:wtf:
:argh:
:freak:
:argh:

:cry:

:banghead:

[Ghost in the Machine]

12. well jeez...

this was a wasted week here then... a week that I'll never get back...

I hope all your kids are born without clothes on!




























heathen!

:hi:

[shain from kane]

13. That's OK. I'm unable to submit my best material, due to the writer's strike, anyway.

Maybe next week.

[malaise]

14. No problem

You earned a week off :hi:

[KansDem]

16. You know, this has me worried!

It's a lot like a restaurant you've been going to for years. Nice restaurant with good food and service. Then, one evening you noticed something's not quite right. You wonder what's going on. There might be some items missing from the menu, or the music's different. You might notice that it's not quite as clean as it used to be. Then...the restaurant soon goes out of business.

I hope the same thing doesn't happen with the DUzies!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. My dear JeffR!

I know you've been busy....the photo contest too!

I was wondering where the DUzy's were!

:cry:

I can wait...honest!

I don't have any choice...

[Kurovski]

18. Thank you for the heads up.

Keep the stress levels as low as possible--Don't stand at the off-ramp this weekend with your Wetzelbill/Kurovski sandwich board. We'll pay you anyway.

:hug:

[scarletwoman]

32. Wait a minute! My campaign contributions are going for SANDWICH BOARDS?!?!?

The WB/K MySpace page promises "High tech, cutting edge campaign technologies and sophisticated outreach utilizing the most advanced 21st Century paradigmic constructivism."

And you're sending poor JeffR out on freeway ramps with sandwich boards?!?

I want my $20.00 back.

[Kurovski]

46. What? That stuff IS high-tech where I come from.

:shrug:

[scarletwoman]

49. I see. Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08 -- building a bridge to the 19th century!

The Wetzelbill/Kurovski campaign bus:

[Kurovski]

51. Carbon-neutral baby!

Oh yeeeeah.

As for your $20 contribution: please remember that it costs a lot to board and groom my ass.

[scarletwoman]

53. Ah yes, I suppose one must take into consideration

those mounting expenses.

[Kurovski]

55. We try to rein it in,

but it keeps growing.

It's hard on the bottom line.

[scarletwoman]

56. I must admit, I find the bare bones efforts of Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08 quite stimulating.

Truly an inspiring campaign. I know you go to great lengths to penetrate deeply into those issues most dear to the body politic.

[Kurovski]

57. I knew that.

[scarletwoman]

58. Is it hot in here?

Or is it just me?

[Kurovski]

59. And now you know what the campaign means by "sandwich" board.

[scarletwoman]

60. Would that be a

Po'Boy or a Hero?

[Kurovski]

61. Banana Ramma Bonanza Sandwich.

Bread: Sour Dough (Bun)
Vegetables: Lettuce, tomato, pickles, peppers, cucumber, sprouts, spinach
Cheese: Cream cheese, brie, colby
Condiments: Horseradish
Other: Banana
Comments: Just eat it!


http://www.geocities.com/yummeesandwich/exist.htm

[scarletwoman]

62. N'gonna ramma banana

Uh uh.

[Kurovski]

63. Maybe it should be "rama". More like an event than an action?

I like the sound of "Banana Palooza Bonanza Sandwich".

We could serve tuna salad. Or to be equitable, "Adam and Eve on a Raft".

We're competing with two towering and well-constructed club sandwiches, if we don't get the menu right, we're toast.

We vow to stay in the race to the last crumb and schmeer, despite the expiration date on our package. Stale bread is still good for stuffing.

Or croutons.

Or the birds.

Ba-dum-bump.

And don't let's get started on meat that's turned.

[scarletwoman]

65. You say "rama", I think Hindu god

Sad, isn't it?

No more crumbs. No more stale bread. I am not a bird -- unless you are speaking in 1960's Liverpool slang.

If you are toast, I will butter you.

[Kurovski]

66. Both sides, now?

Thank you. Rama be praised. :hug:

[redwitch]

20. No wonder everyone is in such a pissy mood!

Jeez, no DUZYS til next week? Jeez.

[no name no slogan]

21. No DUzys on Friday makes baby Jeebus cry

:cry:

Take your time, this week has been a good one for DUzys :toast:

[TheCentepedeShoes]

22. I'm gonna get me a trial lawyer

and sue! I hear John Edwards is available. :cry:

[CorpGovActivist]

23. Management abuses can no longer be tolerated.

[UrbScotty]

24. You're busy? Right, and McCain is young and hip (nt)

[lonestarnot]

25. Damn.

This is the week I would have won. :argh: :P

[scarletwoman]

26. Oh, thank goodness!

I've been in SUCH a quandry over which gown to wear! Valentino or Versace? Schiaparelli or Chanel? Dior or Givenchy? Quelle dilemma!

Not to mention the jewellry! Diamonds or pearls? Rubies or emeralds? Platinum or gold?

And don't get me started on the SHOES! Gucci, Prada, Catini, Colette! What to do?

I tell you, the pressure is INSANE!

So, thank you, JeffR! This is a most welcome relief from all the ungodly stress I've been under!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've phoned up my masseur, Marcel, to get his tight little ass over here, tout de suite, and I must get ready.

Kiss kiss,
sw

[Cooley Hurd]

27. No... NO!!!! Dammit!!!! NO Swoozies????

[C_U_L8R]

31. Check Snopes ! It's a Hoax !

must.... have.... DUzies

[Buzz Clik]

40. I feel so foolish. So ... used.

[tavalon]

33. Oh, no, my partner is going to be a wreck.

He waits for the Duzy's and for the Top Ten, like a little boy waiting for Christmas morn'. I guess I better come up with some distraction tonight. If I get pregnant, I'm sending you the bill! Dammit JeffR, you have responsibilities, primarily to us, secondarily to the rest of your life. Get your priorities straight, Bub. ;)

[scarletwoman]

34. Kick -- because I can. (nt)

[Patsy Stone]

38. Because I'm 50!

And I like to kick! And stretch! And kick!

[scarletwoman]

39. And kick!

[Patsy Stone]

48. Afternoon kick

[scarletwoman]

50. I see London, I see France...

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

52. "Camel toe!"

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

67. My most memorable feature.

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

41. Then you leave us no choice...I hereby invoke the right of DUzy coup!

On a thread by yoyossarian:

Wanna see something REALLY scary?

response #3 by FloridaJudy:

Looks like I picked the wrong day
To start sniffing glue.


The Lounge, February 2, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7421992

Come, coup with me!

[hisownpetard]

42. No DUzys? Hey, no problemmo. Wait another week? Sure, no sweat.

And if you don't get a reply from me within 3 hours after you finally get around to posting them,
please come to my house.

You'll find me hanging in the coat closet.

[krispos42]

43. *twitch* *twitch*

T-t-t-that's okay. I'll be over here in my armchair sorting my big jug of honey-roasted peanuts by length. I have calipers, foreceps, and a spreadsheet.

I'll be fine. *twitch*

[Liberal In Texas]

44. OK, I won't be clever until then.

Not that I was anyway...

Oh, you know....I was going to be....you know, laid back and kind of unobtrusive. Like a little wall flower...

Really I was. Kind of.

Now, stop looking at me!

Really! I wasn't going to be smart or even some kind of pain...

Now I can't be....! You're looking now. I can't do it when you look!

Stop looking!

Damn, now you're looking. I feel so exposed.

And what is this silly thing you're talking about? What's it called? The DUzy Awards? What a stupid name.
You want one? Wow. You really are a loser.

Why would you think I would want one? Just because you do? No. I pretty much don't like the same stuff you do. Haven't you tumbled to that yet? No?

Remember that guy with the piercings in five places in just his lower lip?
You introduced me to him and pointed at MY nipples. Boy are you the master of subtle.

Now...I'm supposed to wait around for something called the DUzy Awards? Because you want one?

Goodbye and have a nice life!

<slam>

[MethuenProgressive]

45. There's only one reasonable thing to do about this:

Post a poll in GD-P!

[NV Whino]

47. Not worth it, JeffR

It's like going on vacation for a week--it takes three weeks to catch up when you return.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

54. k

*sniffle*


;)

Have beer or 2 n relax some if you can. Too much busy can make the brain melt.

:pals:

[Kurovski]

64. I think what everyone is trying to say is...

"we love you JeffR!"

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[BlackVelvet04]

68. You're fired. n/t

[redwitch]

69. kick!

:rofl:

I have never done anything this mean EVER!

[lpbk2713]

70. Check's in the mail.

:eyes: :eyes:

[sniffa]

71. I'm getting a Super Delegate DUzy this week?