"Bush & The Chocolate Factory" Next Saturday Night, February 9 on ABC!

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Bush, The Condi-Man

[OHdem10]

1. Because no one ever calls them on it with enough "oomph"

to stop.

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2. sure you replied to the right thread?

Because no one ever calls them on it with enough "oomph" to stop

?

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3. little Turd Blossoms

[BearSquirrel2]

4. Iowa and New Hampshire remind me of ...

Iowa and New Hampshire remind me of Veruca Salt. No matter what the cost, she has to go first.

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5. She's a bad egg

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6. this is a true story

President George W. Bush and Mrs. Laura Bush sit with children of deployed U.S. military personnel and watch a performance of "Willy Wonka" by members of The Kennedy Center Education Department in the East Room Monday, Dec. 4, 2006.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/12/20061204-3.html

[Dukkha]

7. makes sense. he has the same business mindset as Willy Wonka

There was an SNL sketch on that where the factory has a new accountant and was appalled at how much was wasted there.

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8. SNL's Willy Wonka Alternate Ending

Agent Barron: Mister Wonka, we have had numerous complaints from children and parents about the dangerous conditions inside your chocolate factory. These three have all signed complaint affidavits. We have a fourth complainant as well, but he is the size of a pea and can't be here right now. We also have received multiple health code violations and reports of unpaid child laborers toiling inside these walls. We are here to shut you down.

Willy Wonka: Those aren't child laborers! Those are my Oompa Loompas!

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Willy Wonka: I told you, they are from Loompa Land. I rescued them from the Vermicious Knids, and they agreed to work for me here, for free.

Agent Slavinsky: So they are unpaid laborers?

Willy Wonka: Well yes. I mean, no! I don't pay them in money, because they live with me. They are like my children. So I pay them in other ways.

Agent Barron: So they are unpaid SLAVE laborers?

Willy Wonka: They aren't slaves! The Oompa Loompas love me!

http://snlyou.jt.org/archives/01/01awillywonka.phtml

[Lisa]

10. with Al Gore playing the accountant ...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/02/02hwonka.phtml

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11. Bushy Wonka and his politics factory

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9. Oompa Loompa!

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12. morning kick

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