Caught on a nanny-cam

[mqbush]

“OK, so it was wrong of me to break into your house. But, hey, since I’m here now, you can’t expect me to cut and run; I have to stay the course and continue to commit more crimes, and you should stop dwelling on the past and support me now. Since I’ve smashed down your door to get in I have to set things right again by finishing the job. So step aside and watch what you say while I loot your house and smash it up some more. If you resist me you’re unpatriotic and a traitor and you don’t support your housebreakers. Shame on you! By stealing your plasma TV I’m protecting the rights of Samsung to make a replacement sale, and do I get any slavish gratitude from you? No! What’s with you people, you blame-housebreakers-first pinheads? You make me sick!”

[Uben]

1. I have figured it out

Probably a reaction to mixing drugs

[SpiralHawk]

2. A republicon soliloquy as it might be rendered by Shakespeare?

It has that familiar and heinous republicon ripoff ring to it...

[King Coal]

3. Bill O'Reilly? "Pinhead" = O'Reilly