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[helderheid]

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. "Darn it, I know I left my campaign in here somewhere."

I am strongly reminded of a homeless person checking the coin return slots of a bank of pay phones, looking for left change.

[helderheid]

6. !!

:spray:

[Buzz Clik]

2. "Mine. All this is mine. Mittforce One. Oh, and my shirts cost more than your car."

[Libby2]

3. Okay, where is the dog? I know I tied him in here.

[lpbk2713]

4. My COMB!!! I must find my COMB!!

"No one leaves this aircraft until my comb is found!"

[Stinky The Clown]

5. "How's this? Do I look like a normal guy on an airplane?"

[TahitiNut]

7. "Is this what coach feels like?"

:puke:

[sakabatou]

8. "This is NOT where I store my George Bush blow-up doll."

...

I feel like I'm gonna get a DUzy for that one.

[blogslut]

9. "Now, where are my Fudge gloves?"

[Neshanic]

10. "Missy, dogs ARE carry on."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

11. anyone seen my garment bag?

[RepublicanElephant]

12. Sleaze-Force One

"get off my plane!"

[nadine_mn]

13. Oh Hai, I iz in ur carry-on lukin for votes

[helderheid]

14. LOL! kthnxbai!

[paparush]

15. Wanted: Skinny Staffers. Must be able to fit in overhead compartments

[ReformedChris]

16. Damn, how am I going to fit Limbaugh in this plane cabin?

[Holly_Hobby]

17. My Magic Underwear!!! Where did I put my magic underwear???