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[sabra]

[blogslut]

1. Is he giving away tablet PCs?

Dayum. I may have to run for office.

[KansDem]

2. "Look how big my credit card is!" (nt)

[Fridays Child]

8. Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!

Yep. You need a really big credit card when the National Treasury is your personal account. x(

[Johonny]

27. great

[RedStateShame]

3. "Who wuz it said I couldn't handle a budget? Well, looky here, daddy!"

[yellerpup]

4. Anyone have a clue what this means?

I sure don't.

[sabra]

9. BushCo distributed an e-version of the budget this year...

[yellerpup]

16. Thanks, Sabra...

I should have added quotation marks. The cluelessness (?!) of "anybody know what this means" was me putting words in dimson's mouth. You are a very nice person for trying to set me straight!

[blogslut]

11. Bush is issuing his budget in digital format

"Bush reviewed the budget with his Cabinet. He held aloft a computer tablet that contained the budget details."This is a good, solid budget," the president said. "It's not only an innovative budget in that it's coming to Congress over the Internet. It's a budget that's balanced gets to balance in 2012 and saves taxpayers money."

He isn't really issuing free tablet PCs though. He is releasing printed versions of it for (I ferget exactly) $200.00 a pop. Otherwise, the folks that want a copy will have to either read it over the web or print all (I ferget exactly) all two thousand pages themselves.

link: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=4238369

[yellerpup]

18. Thanks, blogslut.

Does he get to keep the $200 for himself, or does it go directly to Halliburton?

[blogslut]

19. All proceeds go directly to the Libby Defense Fund

;)

[yellerpup]

25. Of course it would. We mustnt forget the Scooters of the world

and their need for legal subsidies.

[lumpy]

28. Members of Congress usually get copies of the budget

handed to them. They can go to the net or pay bucks for the 2000 page budget proposal. This is the 1st of many budget savings Dumdum has in mind like cutting down on certain health 'benefits' in Medicare, Medicaid, education programs, medical research, infrastructure upgrade/highways/dams, and of course, Social Security (you know, stuff that is really not important). Most likely the bulk of that budget is going to be in the form of military aid to protect our freedoms from those evil people in the Mideast. Caligula will be looking to investigate the value of sea shells any day now.

[blogslut]

30. Yep

Just heard the Democratic response to the budget on teh C-Span. Paraphrasing - No mnetion of the war costs. No mention of the debt as opposed to the deficit. The expected slashing of "entitlement" programs (I hate that damned term) and localized services. In other words...a crap budget from a crap president.

[yellerpup]

35. You do excellent summaries.

Lets slash corporate entitlements instead.

[yellerpup]

36. He is such an evil figure

yet ridiculous at the same time. The Rodney Dangerfield of presidents, he gets no respect.



Edit for punctuation

[nightrider767]

5. If I could only get my damn MIDDLE FINGER up a little higher,

People would know what this budget is really about.

[lpbk2713]

6. Teacher to Georgie --- "Use 'budget' in a sentence."

Georgie --- "Mah tractor got stuck in the mud an' I couldn't budget." :eyes:

[dembotoz]

7. i spelled it right at the spelling bee! Look they even gave me the card!

[CaptJasHook]

10. "How do you spell this again?"

[RepublicanElephant]

12. "My Pet Budget"

"I read it while the economy's bein' destroyed!"

[Jack Rabbit]

13. I've got the book . . .

I loved Sandra Dee in the movies.

[Rex]

14. This tablet has a big word on it, I won't say which word it is. Actually

I'm pretty sure I can't spell it or know how to say it. Nope. No idea. Condie, what does that word mean? Is it BUD get, am I getting some bud for my birthday? Is that today? Can I have a party, no one showed up last time. No? Okay, fine, just give me some stinky inky.

[lonestarnot]

15. "Flashcards, can someone sound this out for me?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. Condi said think of "bud" and "jet"

Hmmm, makes me want to smoke some bud on Air Force One, heh heh.

[islandmkl]

20. lookie, lookie, they spelled my sign wrong....

it was supposed to say "Get Bud"

[rateyes]

21. Where are the pictures?

[Vektor]

22. "Mmmm. Budgie! I like parakeets!"

:crazy:

[BuyingThyme]

23. I puts my budgets on the internets.

[trogdor]

26. Hard copies will cost you $200

[TheCowsCameHome]

24. "See my pretty blue toilet paper"

[paparush]

29. "Uh..I think I got a virus over here.."

[Swamp Rat]

31. Here ya go:

Happy Lundi Gras! :D

[Squatch]

32. In order to save the $2 cost of paper in printing out the budget, we're now

going to issue it on $1800 tablet pcs.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

33. "They said they wouldn't let me rent a Yugo"

:smoke:

[TahitiNut]

34. "I'm parched! Bud! Get! Now!"

:beer:

[Sabriel]

37. "Kin ah wipe the emails off this thing like we did with mah computer?" n/t

[Orsino]

38. "He hath given his empire up to a whore."

Antony and Cleopatra (III, vi, 66-67)

[Fire Walk With Me]

39. Bacon bacon bacon What's it say? I can't READ!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WvxgM3lr-mg

[krispos42]

40. "Heh heh heh! Lookie here, I balanced the budget!"

"Right here on my palm! See, that was easy! Heh heh!"

[Girlieman]

41. I saved money by giving out computers instead of paper, heh, heh

Computers courtesy of a no bid contract?

[balantz]

42. "Okay kiddies, today I'm gonna tell you a story...."

[momster]

43. Kin Ah Play Halo Now?

I love blowing up them little whaddyacallits!