http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6391891.stmWashington diary: Martians and celebs
By Matt Frei
BBC News, Washington
When little green men from Mars eventually descend on our planet and unearth America's time capsule dating back to the beginning of the year 2007, it could skewer their whole view of our great civilisation.
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"What's with the viewing figures?" they will wonder.
The country was embroiled in a losing war in Iraq, a festering war in Afghanistan and a looming war at the presidential polls.
But the issues that glued the nation to their flickering screens involved an astronaut who wore a nappy while driving across the country, a pop star who was so vexed by celebrity life she shaved off all her hair and a dead stripper whose burial tested the wits of Florida's finest legal minds. ...........