Michael "Skeletor" Chertoff to speak at Harvard tonight in Cambridge, Mass.

[Ian David]

The protector
By Meredith Goldstein
Globe Staff / February 6, 2008
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To be fair, Harvard University isn't responsible for bringing Paris Hilton to town today - she's a guest of the Harvard Lampoon, which is honoring her as "Woman of the Year" before she heads to tonight's party at Estate. Harvard University's real special guest today is Michael Chertoff, secretary of the US Department of Homeland Security. Tonight, he'll give an update on the state of the union's security. Unlike Ms. Hilton, Chertoff is a Harvard graduate. 6 p.m. Free. John F. Kennedy Jr. Forum, 79 JFK St., Cambridge, 617-495-1115.

http://www.boston.com/ae/events/articles/2008/02/06/the_protector/

[Twillig]

1. Michael "Squidward" Chertoff

is how I think of him.

[YOY]

2. Don't insult squidworth like that

Chertoff is "more eviler than Skeletor" in my book anyday.

[madinmaryland]

3. Shouldn't he be concerned about the Tornados that hit last night?

Sheesh!

Heckuva job, Cherty!

[mod mom]

5. Really! Priorities please!

[opihimoimoi]

4. Cronies like him is what gives them Pubs a VERY BAD NAME...get the HOOK