McCane Part II: Older and Whiter

[originalpckelly]

You thought he was a maverick in 2000, you may have even preferred him over George Bush, you thought wrong!

Coming this fall to a polling place near you, it's McCane Part II: Older and Whiter.

You'll wonder where they dug up this old fossil, the answer: the old folks home down the street.

His age may confuse him, but don't let it confuse you: John McCane is one bad mother shut-yo'-mouth.

The previous two Republicans just had Walker in their names, but McCane is going to need one by the end of his term.



His eyes may be closed, but that's just a disguise, he's not really asleep. He's reading the speech on his bionic eyelids. Yeah, beotch, McCane rocks (in a porch swingstate.)

[Solly Mack]

1. lolol

[originalpckelly]

2. You young whipper snappers better not be no laughing too hard!

It'll wake up pappy McCane.

[Solly Mack]

3. Please don't! He's much better sleeping

[originalpckelly]

5. You younguns better hush down!

Simmah down nah! Simmah down!

[Virginia Dare]

4. Now, now let's be fair, is he listening to shrubya?

if so, I'll give him a pass.

He is looking pretty pasty there though, maybe it's the "lovely" yellow tie.

[originalpckelly]

6. No, he's mishearing union as onion...

"Yum, union rings."

[azmouse]

7. If I had to caption that pic it would be:

"Wake me up when the next war starts. I'd hate to miss it."