I needed a laugh-the Urban Dictionary's def of "Bush"-all 231 versions-enjoy

[w8liftinglady]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bush

like this
"7. a misunderestimated stupid and stubborn texan oil-n-blood-thirsty fuck

-"They misunderestimated me"
-"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
-"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein"
-"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear"
-"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter"
-"So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well"

[Swamp Rat]

1. >:-D

:hi:

[htuttle]

2. Back in the early-to-mid 1980's, a friend of mine used to shout the word 'bush!' when he got mad

"That's bush!" I remember him saying.

Back then, he meant it as a shortened form of 'bush league', but it makes so much more sense to use it that way now...

:)

[L. Coyote]

3. REC . . . "The only Bush I trust is my own!"

[Octafish]

4. Warmonger

"Money trumps peace. Sometimes." -- George W Bush, Feb. 14, 2007

[w8liftinglady]

5. a few more funny ones

163. bush

1.) A good place for urination if there's no toilet arround.

2.) President of the United States, similar to 1.)

1.) Oh Look! A bush! Let's pee on it!!

2.) Oh Look! It's Bush! Let's pee on him!!


164. bush


a man who is content with finishing a sentence.

my name is george w bush. *smiles*

[w8liftinglady]

6. ... and Dick Cheney

13. Dick Cheney 148 up, 20 down

Dick Cheney

(np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the penguin, Jaba The Hut.)

1) 46th ‘Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense. Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. Bush. (see Blackadder III and Prince George IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet.

Synonyms.
-(Harry Potter): A Goblin. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with money.

-(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine) A Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See George W Bush).

v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally ejaculate in a woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally ‘shoot’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a pearl necklace.

v. to pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service draft in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove. See chickenhawk.)

3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and Deliverance}.)

-to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by

"Bill Clinton is famous for giving Monica Lewinsky a dick cheney so spectacularly messy that Congress felt he should be impeached for it."

“My rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended college. So, I pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”