Stirred, not shaken ... Election Stew à la Républicain

[SoCalDem]

Updated for this election season... Fine eatin'

Election Stew à la Républicain

Posted by SoCalDem in General Discussion
Thu Jun 15th 2006, 06:43 PM

INGREDIENTS:

* 20 million illeeeeegals (might be tough from manual labor)
* 4000 dead soldiers
* 9 trillion dollars of debt
* 2 brazillion hours of useless debate over depriving gay people of basic rights
* 9 billion missing dollars ..somewhere in Iraq
* 48 million uninsured people..praying they don't get sick
* 50 dashes of electronic voting machines (Diebold is preferred, but you may substitute ES&S or Sequoia)
* 1 crushed Clove of Rove...(no more than one.. more could cause Roverian cancer)
* Liberal pinches of MSM (may still give you a headache, so it's optional)
* 2 cups of Minutemen rice (simmered under a baking desert sun preferrably)
* 1 petulant chickenhawk..(be sure and clip his wings or he might fly off)
* 3 plump squirrels (pre-popped in air-popper)
* 3 protesters, quartered
* 1 or 2 potato heads..(Russerts are preferred, but you may substitute)
* 1/4 cup self rising flour (Jesus brand is preferred)
* Water, as needed (left-over Schiavo water is blessed)
* 1/2 cup frozen corn kernels..(not the generals..especially the retired ones.. they can be tough)

Sprinkle with parsley (stems & cells)

Mix all together and cook over a HIGH heat..(flags make a handy substitute for briquets)..Stir it and Stir it and Stir it and then keep stirring it...Do not abort the process.


Mixture will be hot, so be sure and have your oven "mitt" handy.

Serve with Thompson grapes, French bread
and a fine vintage..Asti-Giuliani-1911

Suggested table decorations:
centerpiece of pistols, flags & red roses..homespun napkins & modest melmac tableware

serves: too many