THE GD-P UNITED-- gotta see this NOW before it's tombstoned

[radfringe]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4516918

[Angela Shelley]

1. THANK YOU, radfringe, for the great link!

[KharmaTrain]

2. That Can't Be Real...

The thoughts are too coherent...the language is too elevated.

:rofl:

[acmavm]

16. It wasn't. I was some Obamite doing his best to make Obama look like

Superman, the Buddha, Jesus, and Mr. Rogers all wrapped up in one.

[radfringe]

19. don't think so

he was doing his share of hillary-bashing too

just another bored cellar-dweller getting his chuckles before mom wakes up

[acmavm]

45. Why do you think that this fraud would say something about Hillary? Because

if he didn't throw in this few bashes, it would be soooooooooooooo fucking obvious even the biggest idiots on this board would realize what was going on.

[radfringe]

3. the "fun" is over now

thread has been locked, troll probably tombstoned by now...

:sigh: it did bring a tear to my eye to see the GD-P united, if only for a few moments. they've resumed flaming each other

[Junkdrawer]

4. 99% That's a sockpuppet post by an Obama supporter...n/t

[acmavm]

46. Of course it was.

[Dark]

55. It was still funny as hell though.

n/t

[ileus]

5. This is a classic ALT post if I've ever seen one.

No way a Repuke could come up with content that good.

[tavalon]

26. Yep, that was some damn fine satire

Way above the level of the average repuke. Knew way too much and forgot to misspell until a number of posts in. I suspect it was an EarlG sockpuppet. It had the feel.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

39. Bingo.

Your explanation wins my vote.

[tavalon]

53. Yup

I'll admit to playing with a troll once in a while. That weren't no troll. Too articulate about the issues and our hot buttons.

[opihimoimoi]

6. Too Late...locked....but still available for reading

Its BS Crap...a set up.

[notadmblnd]

7. That was halarious

Too bad it had to end. Thanks.

[malaise]

8. That was fall down funny

:rofl:

[SaveOurDemocracy]

9. Funny ... and RepublicanDad is now history. n/t

[ixion]

10. rofl

funny stuff. :rofl:

[MiniMe]

11. Awwww, Skinner locked before I could play too.

:rofl: What a moran. Thanks for the heads-up radfringe.

[Bright Eyes]

12. Damn. I wanted to reply, but it got locked....

Any chance an Admin can unlock it so I can make my snide comment?:evilgrin:

[Gman]

13. I think that's a prank

Surely it has to be.

[flashl]

14. Thanks. nt

[DemoTex]

15. Gone-gone.

[tavalon]

27. Naw, he'll be back by tomorrow

We have to have our Top Ten. I'm telling you, it was an EarlG sockpuppet. Even administrators need a little fun once in a while.

[BeHereNow]

62. The spelling and punctuation were a dead give away... excellent fun while it lasted!

I hope RepublicanDad shows up at LEAST once a week.
We need the humor.

BHN

[radfringe]

17. well, I was toying with the idea of setting up another DU account

and signing on as Son of Republican Dad... but I thought that would be too cruel...

however,for the helluva it - here's what I would write:

message title:****HEY DAD, IT'S ME****

Hi Dad,

Yes, this is me - Justin. How did you ever find me here? I guess it doesn't matter.

I know we've had our differences in the past, but, Dad, I'm 20 years old - I'm adult, and as an adult I'm entitled to my own views.
I haven't been brainwashed or anything like that.

I've actually anticipated that you would eventually find out that I'm posting on the DU, and would be upset. I have heard how you repeat everything that rush limbaugh says, and buy all of his fan memorabilia, so it would not come as a surprise if you cut off my college funds. I've prepared for that eventuality.

You should also know, I've switch my major from pre-law to the performing arts. My dance teacher says I have quite a talent for ballet.

I have enough money saved to cover my current expenses, and I'm hoping for a dance scholarship to help out with next year's tuition.

Robert and I will be working with a dance troupe in San Francisco. It should be fun, and a nice city for a honeymoon.

Do you think Mom would lend me her wedding dress? It's not really to my taste, but Robert can perform miracles with a needle and thread. I guess it's too much to expect you would attend our wedding, but we will be sending you an invitation anyways.

love,
Justin

-----------

yes, yes much too mean but if I were to troll bait the troll - that's what I would have written

[susanr516]

47. ROFL! n/t

[ChazII]

59. Great reply! It is priceless.

Are you a writer by any chance? Thanks for the laugh.

[Hepburn]

18. Geeeeeeeeez, what an idiot!

Like WE brain washed his child. More like his kid saw the light and realized what a fucking up-tight POS his father is!

[hermetic]

20. Hardest I've laughed

since I can't remember when. Good job DU'ers.

[earth mom]

21. Why would a rethug want to vote for Obama? Because Obama is really a rethug too!

Whether or not that post is for real-the point that is actually being made is that there is NO difference between Obama & the rethuglicans.

[TreasonousBastard]

22. That was brilliant-- Republican Dad was a pisser. RIP n/t

[TheDoorbellRang]

23. RIP, Republican Dad.

Best job of uniting I've seen in ages. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

24. Please vote in the poll:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4517316

Also, RepublicanDad2, we hardly knew ye: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4517166&mesg_id=4517226

[MelissaB]

28. Damn! That one's already gone, too.

I miss all the fun. :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

31. I know

I had to take a relative to the airport. :(

I wish it could have won the DUzy it so richly deserved, but sometimes life isn't fair.

:hi:

[radfringe]

36. create a version for trolls

call it the LOOzies

[Patsy Stone]

42. LOOzies. LOL.

A troll, sure, maybe, but certainly not your garden variety troll. No, if this is a troll, then they are the King of All Trolls.

With wit, style, snark, and a certain je nais sai quoi rarely seen in the recent influx of "I used to love Candidate _______, but it's all over now" trolls living around here these days, they instead approached actual DU brilliance. And, as such, I feel a DUzy would best express our heartfelt thanks for taking a Sunday morning in the stink pit of GDP and creating joy.

[Triana]

25. Bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Best.

DU.

Thread.

E-VER.

:rofl:

[lonestarnot]

29. fook, I wanted to tell him to learn how to spell judgment for starters.

:toast: :donut: :popcorn: what else we got to eat?

[sce56]

30. That was F'ing great Loved it surely it was just a spoof

RIP Repuglican Dad who was a member of the Grand Old Perverted Party

[Froward69]

32. Justin???

Thinking freely, expressing yourself and voting the way YOU feel is best. is part of being American. Good for you for finding in your heart your OWN identity. If your Rethug dad cuts you off. It will do nothing but reinforce your own self worth. GOOD for YOU!!!

[fenriswolf]

33. OMG that was hillarious.

[ReadTomPaine]

34. Wow. That's DU history there.

I haven't laughed so hard at thread since Oscar.

:thumbsup:

[Jamastiene]

35. ....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OMG

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

can't breathe...laughing too hard

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[never_get_over_it]

37. I have to say

BEST freaking GD-P post ever - can't stop laughing....

Come on Repunk Dad reveal yourself and take your applause for such good satire....

maybe it was Stephen Colbert....

[devilgrrl]

38. that had to be satire - way too clever to be a freeper

:+

[krispos42]

40. That guy sounded like Hank Hill...

:rofl:

Says this clean-shaven, straight, 48-hour-a-week-working, gun-owning, domestic-car-driving white male.

Of course I'm also a nontheist who wants a strong progressive income tax, my Constitutional rights, and Medicare for all.

Where's the mud pit?

[radfringe]

41. well, satrie, spoof, hoax, troll,cellar-dweller, freeper or the real thang

gave me a good laugh

[Iktomiwicasa]

43. Damn

that was some funny shit.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

44. Best.Sockpuppet.Ever n/t

[Justpat]

48. That was funnier than the thread about Mel Gibson's Jesus movie. n/t

[Blue_Tires]

49. ok...who's sockpuppet is that??

Will Pitt?

[lumberjack_jeff]

50. That's the funniest G-D thing I've read all week

Me and my unshaven hippy friends all agree. :rofl:

[Blue_In_AK]

51. That's GOT to be a joke, right?

RIGHT???

[lies]

52. fake

totally fake

[Liberal Veteran]

54. I might have considered releasing his kid if he'd called me by my full title...

Which is "Long haired hippie freak commie queer liberal junkie".

Hopefully he will learn better.

[Greyhound]

60. You forgot "pinko", comes right after commie.

Must be all those drugs...
:rofl:

[Forkboy]

56. He got me on the shaving part. I HATE shaving.

I do it, but I ain't happy about it. x(

[IsItJustMe]

57. I know Republicans are not right in the head, but damn!!!!!!

It was a joke (hopefully).

[Lorien]

58. One idotic repug meme about Liberals that I HATE is that we aren't hard

workers. I've worked 55-82 hours a week since I graduated from college. I haven't had a vacation in seven years-yet many repugs I know bitch about a standard 40 hour work week and talk constantly about how things will be when they "win the lottery" :eyes;. My mom was very Liberal during my childhood, and we worked hard then too. Chores for most of the evenings and weekends-and when we weren't doing chores we were doing homework. Her Dem parents raised her the same way. Repugs are fucking delusional on that issue, like so many, many others.

[Sapphocrat]

61. Damn, it's locked.

Just as I was going to tell him to stop worrying about his son, 'cause I'm shagging his wife.