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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 12:24 PM
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Mike Huckabee breaks Commandment #10...
Commandment #10: "You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is your neighbor's."

Since Laura Bush's home is Texas, and his home is Arkansas, that makes Mike & Laura neighbors. And, Mike Huckabee desperately wants Laura's husband's job. Therefore:

Mike Huckabee covets his neighbor's ass.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 12:28 PM
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1. BWWAAAHHHAAAHHAAA!
that's a good'un. :)
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 02:10 PM
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2. lol !!!!! Thanks for a good laugh.
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ladym55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 10:27 PM
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3. I like how you think!!
:rofl:
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TheUniverse Donating Member (954 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-11-08 10:39 PM
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4. "you shall no covet" would ruin any capitalist society.
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thetaoofterri Donating Member (157 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-12-08 09:48 AM
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5. Everyone has an asshole
and George is Laura's

(sorry, couldn't help myself ~ that was a good laugh!
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DeeDeeNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-12-08 09:53 AM
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6. What about that other Commandment?
"Thou shall not speak ill of another Republican."? Oh wait. That was spoken by Ronald Reagan, who is not officially God but does have God-like status among Republicans.

:rofl:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-12-08 10:35 AM
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7. yeah, but
does he covet his neighbor's wife's ass? :rofl:
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