OMG! You can heart yourself!!

[jgraz]

Hmmm... how many of these multiple-heart-recipients have been engaging in ... um ... self love? :tinfoilhat:

[Solly Mack]

1. I believe, as I understand my rights , that I don't have to answer that

:P

[annabanana]

4. heehee. . n/t

[MiniMe]

41. I'm sure that that is the reason the * administration doesn't answer too

They don't want to have to admit their self hearting. :hi:

[Solly Mack]

43. hehehehe

Oh yeah...lot of self-loving going on there...the ugly kind...as ugly as homemade sin

[mike_c]

2. can't that cause blindness or something...?

:rofl:

[jgraz]

5. All I know is the pope just came out against auto-hearting.

Heart-sturbation?

[xultar]

6. Yeah, well the Pope wears Prada.

[Kurovski]

40. The term is...

digit-driven defibrillation.

[Sparkly]

58. Mouseturbation?

:shrug:

[Kurovski]

64. The click is the most important part.

[Sparkly]

69. Typical man.

Scrolling is important too, you know.

[Kurovski]

74. Scrolling is for those who don't know where things already are.

Now go get me a beer...

:hide:

[flyarm]

60. Hand check..everyone get those hands up!!...

this just made me giggle..and made me think of my son when he was about 10 yrs old..and i would go into his room and yell ..Hand check ..all hands on the deck..lol..giggling here..

thanks for the memory flash!!..sometimes it is so cute to remember these things!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

fly

[DJ13]

3. You can heart yourself, but do it too much and you'll need glasses......

:crazy:

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. ...and hair will start growing on your keyboard, too!

[Kurovski]

42. Not to mention that your mother board will go haywire.

[hvn_nbr_2]

70. ..

[Lone_Star_Dem]

7. In my best Dr. Ruth voice. It's normal to heart yourself. Everybody does if their healthy and normal

How else are you supposed to be able to tell someone else how to heart you if you don't even know yourself?

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

8. Well, if one cannot love one's self how can anyone else???

:dunce:

[Kurovski]

9. Since idle hands are the devil's playground,

I just put a heart on you.

Now behave.

[jgraz]

10. Nice...was it good for you?

:smoke:

[Kurovski]

12. You know what Jesus says...

do unto others that which you would do to yourself. :smoke:

Damn straight it was good, sailor-boy.

[karlrschneider]

13. Might I inquire how you know this?

:evilgrin:

[jgraz]

17. I swear -- I was only playing around with the link and it just sort of ... happened!!

I promise never to do it again!!!

[karlrschneider]

18. LOL!!! I see.

:rofl:

[Junkdrawer]

19. And I guess that copy of Harpers just "happened" to to find its way...

under your mattress too?

[aquart]

20. So one of those three is....... your own?

[Sparkly]

61. I have three, too....

... That I KNOW of...

[Junkdrawer]

14. Yes. It's the "Ron Jeremy" Option. n/t

[TahitiNut]

22. Uhhmm... I don't think the link is big enough.

:evilgrin:

[Junkdrawer]

24. And the server just isn't as limber as it used to be..n/t

[Kurovski]

62. When one finds the key to the heart, it opens wide enough to contain the universe.

And that includes Ron's link.

[Donnachaidh]

15. I heart myself everyday

But this is the first time I've admitted it publicly. :evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

16. It looks like Senator Clinton

might have been rewarding some of her more ardent fans.

That's sweet.

[aquart]

21. That is so smarmy, so shabby, so void of decency....

I'll bet you're an Obama supporter.

[Kurovski]

23. I said it was sweet.

Don't be cranky now, maybe she'll get to you yet this week.

[jgraz]

28. Actually, I hear they've got Chelsea handing out hearts to superdelegates

Once Bill found out you could heart yourself, he locked himself in the bathroom and won't come out.

[SoCalDem]

34. Homeland security will surely want to search his...um

laptop..gotta find out where all the hearts came from :rofl:

[Kurovski]

35. I think it was celebrated in song...

"The heart-bone's connected to the, vote-bone..."

And so forth.

[jgraz]

37. I got your vote-bone right here

[Kurovski]

39. I'm experiencing a stiffening of the heart muscles.

Again.


:smoke:

[SoCalDem]

25. Just so the kittens don't die... That's all I ask

:evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

30. A transphibious kitten.

Is middle America ready for this?

[OneGrassRoot]

26. OMG, I found it. A DU thread that made me smile...

and laugh the whole way through! Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!

:bounce: :rofl: :applause:

Thank you, thank you, thank you all. :hi:

[OneGrassRoot]

27. Holy crap, did I just get a heart simply by replying here?

:shrug:

No self-hearting from me tonight, I promise. 'Tis a mystery.

[annabanana]

29. (this is a "safe place" and a loving environment). . .n/t

[OneGrassRoot]

36. pssst.......

you mean in a pervy kinda way?

Isn't that supposed to only take place in the Lounge? B-)

[annabanana]

38. hee hee. . .n/t

[Uncle Joe]

67. I just got a heart on as well.

:bounce: :)

[OneGrassRoot]

71. Oh snap!

:spray:

Oh god, that was a GOOD ONE!!!

:rofl: :applause: :rofl:

[malaise]

31. All of mine came from secret admirers

since my check won't be in the mail before Friday.

Thank you all! :D

[Arugula Latte]

32. Hearting yourself is a normal, healthy activity if done on the privacy of your own computer

But when hearting starts to take over your life and interfere with jobs, activities and relationships, it can be a problem. You might want to seek counseling from a qualified therapist if hearting has become a problem for you.

[OneGrassRoot]

33. LOL...

:rofl:

[jannyk]

44. Damn! Wish I'd know that before I gave mine away. LOL

[Kurovski]

46. Really!

I coulda done myself twenty times.

Would've been a record.

[jgraz]

50. What's really bad is when you give yourself so many hearts

That you have to start hearting yourself with the other hand.

[Kurovski]

53. Hands are not always the path

to the heart. This is true despite the old, well-worn saw: "busy hands, happy hearts"

[JNelson6563]

45. I heard you can go blind

or something like that. ;-)

Julie

[Kurovski]

47. But remember...the heart sees what the eyes cannot.

So it would all work out.

Edit: no, actually you'd still be blind.

[kiva]

48. Thanks for the wonderful, funny thread.

Not to mention informative--do you still go blind if you don't watch what you're doing?

[Kurovski]

52. If you get poked too hard

in the eye due to negligence, it happens even faster.

[TahitiNut]

49. Well, I just can't afford to heart myself.

After all ... I'm poor, not cheap or easy. :silly: :dunce:

[Kurovski]

55. I've so overextended myself here today

that I will not be able to pour out my heart to www.sargentthrottlebottom.com this month.

[Neoma]

51. I can't afford it.

[EFerrari]

54. I thought you were cussing at us.

lol

[Sparkly]

56. lol

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

57. LOL! "GO HEART YERSELF!"

Happy heart week, sfex! :hug:

[EFerrari]

59. A welcome one! Happy heartedness to you, my dear!

:hug:

[Whisp]

68. Boo Heartin' Boo!

heh. fun thread.

[Kurovski]

63. I'm thrilled and heartened by DUers' ease in expressing their hearts in this thread.

It's beautiful to see the love flowing.

[mmonk]

65. Yep.

Don't have the ego for that though.

[ProgressiveFool]

66. I had a doctor once tell me I should do that once a day to stay healthy. /nt

[Kurovski]

75. Good advice. "Heart healthy" is the rallying cry.

You even see it on cereal boxes these days.

How far we have come.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

72. Uh-oh, my secret is out...

[Kurovski]

76. She's faking multiple heartings!

:D

[Skittles]

73. NOT ME, JGRAZ!!!!!!!

they're just afraid of getting an ass-kicking ! :D